we were drunk. it sounded like a good idea.
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Raves and Reviews! :
"I don't even know what crunk is and I don't want to know. This is the stupidest band I've ever heard of. They should just stop now. They're kinda hot though."
-Sarah Swolland, The Gorge & Freight, August 15, 2006
"Church of Crunk is a freakin REVOLUTION of SOUND, man. Utter genius and talent oozes out of every orifice and pore of these fine men. What a solid show. Inspiring and thought provoking lyrics. What scope it takes to combine and funnel what these guys create, masterpieces of music and entertainment. Spiritually uplifting; l feel like a changed person after seeing them. It might have also been the LOBOTOMY I had.
-Won S. Esophagus Now,
"This band is a disgrace. Appalling. Never have I had my intelligence insulted so much by one group of assholes at one time. I don't even know why I stayed until the end of their set. It was like a train wreck. A bunch of drunks on stage, pretending to invent a new genre of music by combining the world's worst styles of music (if Crunk is even a style, or music at that) and inserting a smattering of religious references, obviously intended to offend the general Christian public. I wasn't offended. Mostly annoyed. All these guys sing about are venereal diseases. Pure Juvenalia. This Ainsworth person, their supposed front man, got so drunk he could barely stand, let alone deliver his sermon type lyrics. Pathetic. And who the hell does this Whiskey Messiah guy think he is? The only real talent here is this Jesus fellow, who used to play in Nim Vind. What the hell is he doing with these losers? I hope these guys never get another gig. It would save the city much pain and embarrassment."
- Trev Excess, Nerver Magazine, July 2006Crank That Kosha Boy
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