I was not born a Joey... I like black denim and cartoons.... I pretend I can sing and play guitar in a band called the Jolts... I think the Ramones are the best band ever... I like to watch bad movies just for the sake of it... I go mental when I drink whiskey, but I drink it anyway... I have names for all my guitars (Sabrina, Suzy and Rikki)... I am the only original member left in The Ramores... I play video games for hours on end... I never miss Little Steven's Underground Garage (but what the fuck is with all the garbage he's been spinnin??)... I have "Age Of Pamparious" as my cell phone ring... I'm a stealer...
