If there's trouble, I'll be there. If there is an undefended buffet, I'll be there. If there's a robot who needs defeating, I 'll be there. If there is good tv, I'll be there. If there are monkeys who howl, I'll be there. If there's a bigfoot that needs to be investigated, I'll be there. If there is a teenwolf that needs a high school dance, I'll be there. If you have a sink that needs to be unclogged, I'll be there but don't blame me if I break it more. What can I say really? I'm a guy who enjoys the finer things in life like a good back alley, cheap pizza, and jokes that are both diamonds and dirt.
I also enjoy hockey, long walks in the park, and kittens that scratch lottery tickets.
