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About Me

Some have described me as an ambulatory mound of suet.
A Pet Survey : By Floyd
1. DO YOU SNORE? Oh yeah
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? I do enjoy fighting with blankets
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? loud noises and hardwood floors
4. DO YOU LIKE TAKING BATHS OR SHOWERS? baths are okay as long as you don't wash my face
5. ANY SECRET TALENTS? Swiveling on the floor to scratch my butt
6. DO YOU LIKE TO SWIM? I am 20 inches tall, weigh 75 pounds and have 6 inch legs...what do you think?
7. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE? no, and mom would never do that to me
8. ARE YOU AN ONLY PET? dumb Pug brother, Doug!
9. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING? I am great at killing stuffed animals
10. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HOSPITALIZED? yeah, when I ate a stuffed animal leg (it came out 3 months later)
11. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME? Bubba
12. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR? a few days ago - mom takes me to work with her sometimes
13. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER? 20 hours a day
14. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? brown
15. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING? No tent would be big enough for me
16. ARE DOGS A MANS BEST FRIEND? of course
17. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? dog food
18. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH? no...what the.............
19. FAVORITE THING TO DO ON A NICE DAY? Sleep outside
20. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TOY? my nice expensive cloud bed that I like to chew on
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My Interests

cheese, peanut butter, ice cream, french fries, pooping, going for rides, and sleeping

I'd like to meet:

A nice red ball.

Music:

The song 'Delirious' by Prince is the official make Butkis crazy song. When I hear this song I think to myself 'this is a great song by....?' and then I run in circles around the house barking due to frustration of trying to keep up with his new name/symbol.

Television:

Sometimes if it makes a loud noise or a weird, sqeeky noise I will watch attentively while tilting my head. After nothing is solved by my head tilting technique I try the butt my fat head against the screen technique and sometimes I lick the screen for good measure. After trying all this, I am often stuck in my confused state.

Books:

Walter the Farting Dog

Heroes:

You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
Your Quirk Factor: 62%
You're so quirky, it's hard for you to tell the difference between quirky and normal.
No doubt about it, there's little about you that's "normal" or "average." How Quirky Are You?

My Blog

update on my life

hey - I'm still agregiously lazy; and the fart that mom is smelling right now....well, that took the last bit of effort that I will gather in a good, oh, say, four hours. some things: 1) at least onc...
Posted by Butkis on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 07:06:00 PST

I think I love pigs.

I guess it is time to update (and 2am is the perfect time to do it, is it not?). I haven't 'blogged', if you will, for some time now because not much has changed. Except, well, I think I l...
Posted by Butkis on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 11:42:00 PST

New life

Life update: We moved to Madison this month so Mom can start vet school and dad started his new job. Mom palpates me way too often now. Dad still watches tv. Still have my loser brother....
Posted by Butkis on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 03:38:00 PST

I have a new brother

I have a new brother. I didn't ask for him. His name is Doug! (with an exclamation point....his full name is Douglas Puglas). Personally, I think he has too much energy and the little bast...
Posted by Butkis on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 08:34:00 PST

I am full of surprises.

So....I vomited up another one today (see 4.10.06 blog). I think it was an arm this time.
Posted by Butkis on Thu, 18 May 2006 04:57:00 PST

Guess what I coughed up today!!!

So I got up at 2am and started hacking and wretching. Mom got up to let me out (because dad is a bum). Upon returning to the room, mom saw something round and dark, so she picked it u...
Posted by Butkis on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 02:50:00 PST

Mounted a shrub today...

There is this fine piece of foliage in our new yard that I dare say I may be in love with. However, I have yet to master the art of humping a shrub...currently, I have it down to suggestively st...
Posted by Butkis on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 10:53:00 PST

I am moving, I guess...

Hey, yeah, so, mom and dad bought a condo. Looks like we are moving to Brewer's Hill in a month. I will have an outdoor area with some grass to poop on. My goal is to see how quickly...
Posted by Butkis on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 03:18:00 PST

New Years resolutions

-If food is placed within a 5 ft radius of me, do everything in my power to eat it even if it involves getting up. -Become more aware of my surroundings, the other day I rolled off the ...
Posted by Butkis on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 09:53:00 PST

I have great timing, and bad gas.

So I decided to get bronchitis the same day mom's final exams began. How I got bronchitis, I think, must have had something to do with me going out on one of my 5-10 daily potty breaks, because ...
Posted by Butkis on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 02:07:00 PST