SLEEPY TIME DIESEL!

MY NAME IS DIESEL, BUT MY MOM CALLS ME POO FOR SHORT. SHE SAYS IT'S CUZ I'M STINKY! I THINK I SMELL LIKE ROSES. I'M A ENGLISH BULLDOG, AND I AM AKC REGISTERED. MY BIRTHDAY IS 09/10/2007. I'M 18 MONTHS OLD, AND STILL HAVE MY MANHOOD (THANK GOD). MOMMA SAYS I AM AVAILABLE FOR STUD, AND TO CONTACT US IF YOUR INTERESTED WHATEVER THAT MEANS.ABOUT ME NOW, HMMM, I'M A LAZY DOG LIVING THE GOOD LIFE WITH MY OWNER. WE MOVED FROM VANCOUVER, WASHINGTON (RAIN, RAIN, AND MORE RAIN) BACK TO THE DESERT HEAT! UGGGH, THE DESERT HEAT, BUT MOM BOUGHT ME A POOL TO KEEP COOL. I ALSO LOVE TO RUN THROUGH THE SPRINKLERS. I SPEND MY DAYS HOME WITH MOM, AND GET TO CHEW TOYS, TABLE LEGS, AND MOM'S FAVORITE SHOES WHEN SHE'S NOT LOOKING. SOMETIMES WHEN THE MOOD STRIKES ME I TIP HER GARBAGE CAN OVER OR TORTUE MY CAT. GOOD FUN! I LIKE TO PLAY THEN TAKE A 3 HOUR NAP, AND EAT, EAT, EAT. I LIKE SHORT WALKS, PLAYING IN THE TUB, HUMPING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT, AND ATTENTION. MY DAYS JUST AREN'T COMPLETE IF I CAN'T GET SOMEONE TO OOH, AND AAH OVER ME WHILE THEY SCRATCH MY BELLY.My Motto:WORDS TO LIVE BY!