Humping the air, napping, barking at inanimate objects. Potatoes.
the sound of my own flatulance.
Milo and Otis, Fright Night, Old Yellar, Cujo, Little Nicky
Though I spend a great deal of time on the couch, I care little for TV. Id rather knaw on a nylabone or lick my girlfriend, The Cricket.
Solely for chewing purposes.