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Master Shake

I am the supreme commander!!!

About Me

My name is Shake zula, the mic rula the old schoola, u wanna trip i'll bring it to ya....Im arrogant, self centered and i hate humanity!!!!Im an aspiring actor with a heart of gold, i like cheese burgers and babes. Im easy going, i like to drink some beer and score with the babes!!! i also enjoy swiming in buddy carls pool, me and my bro Carl ran trains on several chicks!! and we have it on tape too.

My Interests

fast food, fast women, video games, movies, music, making peoples lives miserable, hacking the matrix, law enforcement, private investigating, private lapdances, making love on the beach, 666 the mark of the beast.

I'd like to meet:

HOT BABES, PARTY ANIMALS AND KOOL DUDES. but please whatever you do...and i mean this...dont be a two faced liar! please

Music:

Goatamentise, Danzig, Metallica, Hatebreed, korn, limp bizkit, limp bullshit, madonna, 311, that band from empire strikes back, Megadeth, ted nugent, zack wyld.

Movies:

star wars, star whores, assited living dracula, transformers, day of the dead, farienheit 911, tomb raider, womb raider, hey hey hey

Television:

anything on cartoon network, will and grace, friends, fiends, yankees, the simpsons, futurama, jackass, viva la bam, justin timberlake

Heroes:

ME

My Blog

Why i am god...

Because i said so, now go get me some stake!!!!
Posted by Master Shake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST