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jerms

Teach this triple truth to all: A generous heart, kind speech, and a life of service and compassion

About Me

There comes a time in every man's life, when he's gotta handle shit up on his own...can't depend on friends to help you in a squeeze, please they got problems of their own. -Pharcyde
I have the best poker face for life. Try to explore these tunnels and you may surely get lost. Let my uninhibited words be your guide. I overheard somebody say once that still waters run deep, and I believe it. Not always steady, but always solid. Born naked, alone, and blind; leave alone, blind, deaf, dumb, and arthritic.

Now Playing:
stewie gets glass in his head video

You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to! How Machiavellian Are You?

My Interests

Fuck man, what interests me is people, conversation, and life.
Your Mind is 11% Cluttered
Your mind is clear, focused, and downright zen like.
You have the amazing ability to almost completely control your thoughts.
Are you sure you're human? How Cluttered is Your Mind?

You Are Whiskey
You're a tough drinker, and you take it like a man
That means no girly drinks for you.
You prefer a cold, hard drink at the end of the day
Every day, in fact. And make that a few. What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

Your Taste in Music:
80's Alternative: Highest Influence
90's Alternative: Highest Influence
90's Rock: Highest Influence
Punk: Highest Influence
Ska: Highest Influence How's Your Taste in Music?

I'd like to meet:

the true folk

Music:

Music is the soundtrack of life. Can you be explained?

Movies:

If it has a plot and is lacking in the fluff, I'm down

Television:

family guy, aqua teen hunger force, adult swim, simpsons, that 70s show, pimp my ride, rides, and MOST EXTREME ELIMINATION CHALLENGE!

Books:

I am illiterate

Heroes:

The 'rents and all the people keeping the TERRORIST ATTACKS OFF MY COUNTRYS LAND.

My Blog

the pitfalls of chain blogs! so I’ll do it like it says

Put your name down, and I will proceed to do the following:1. I'll respond with something "random" about you.2. I'll tell you what band or movie you should be in.3. I'll pick a drug/substance that we ...
Posted by jerms on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:00:00 PST

Im pretty sure Im the wierdest guy ever to urinate

And its apparent.  Yeah, my jaw is ringin'.  And its all on me.  I used to know something, but somehow I lost it on the way. I don't understand if its just me, or if nobody could ever p...
Posted by jerms on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:04:00 PST

if you EVER get your wallet stolen or lost...this is a must-read

ATTORNEY'S ADVICE - NO CHARGERead this and make a copy for your files in case you need to refer to it someday. Maybe we should all take some of his advice! A corporate Attorney sent the following out ...
Posted by jerms on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 03:54:00 PST

yeah so the week died

and through the whole of it i can say i've made some regrettable mistakes.  if i could go back and change it i might, but i can't so i won't.  but yeah, i kinda dropped the hammer on my life...
Posted by jerms on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 04:30:00 PST

emotions determination and the third person perspective

here it is. i lost myself, and there is no way to vent. blogs are a public display of emotion, and thats not me. so here are my vague words to explain myself. only if it weren't so severe. no way...
Posted by jerms on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:09:00 PST

the end of august extravaganza

was no less than awesome to say the very least. but now i'm super bummed cuz my best friend left. it'd be super sick if he came back down, but he's gotta hold up his end of the bargain. this probab...
Posted by jerms on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 09:19:00 PST

riding a skateboard uphill

is retarded.posers
Posted by jerms on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 01:52:00 PST

UPS sucks, i wanna quit now. don't help me, i won't help you

fucken UPS.  i get injured, they tell me i'm too much of a liability to work and i should get a doctors note.  ok, i'll happily oblige.  take my limpy, gimpy ass knee to the doc, get a ...
Posted by jerms on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 04:57:00 PST

Uncle Jeremy wants YOU...to be YOU

why do people say one thing and do another?  how about this...why do people lie to your face when its so easy to see right through them through their body language?  body language comprises ...
Posted by jerms on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 10:02:00 PST