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lastditch

Mad flava!Bumpstigity BumP!

About Me

Drummer for the metal/hardcore band Must...Not...Kill ,I am a daring and courageous Scrabbleist,adept with any dictionary...Webster's or Funk and Wagnalls.I enjoy spending time whittling,doing a bit of macrame,some underwater archery and just love attending meetings at my local Elk Lodge.A staunch advocate for the decriminalization of thong type bikini wear and a long time supporter of support type undergarments.I attend the Church of Liverwurst and believe ALL nonbelievers will burn in the clutches of the mighty Bovine.On a serious note anyone still reading this, I thank you and encourage you to check out Must..Not...Kill and anyone in my network.

My Interests

Labotamizing small primates,self-vivisection,
anger management,marbles,coathangerabortions,
HIV needles,cereal murders,the clapper,
profillactix,consuming fatty foods,poor hygiene,
catfish,cranial relocation,anal rectification,gaping,
testicular regurgitation,felching,snowballing,
snelching,the dirty sanchez,blumpkins,bukkake,
turkey basters,midgets,fisting,
...whew...Ron Popiel...but wait
...theres more.

I'd like to meet:

Satan

Jesus

The Pope

Pres.Bush

Osama Bin Laden

And the man I model myself after...

Music:

"To eat your own"

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Movies:

The Cell,Pulp Fiction,Chronicles of Riddick,Forest Gump,Ghost Dog,Devils Rejects,Resevior Dogs,Fight Club,Seven,Dune,The Deep,Behind Enemy Lines,porn...

Television:

Must...Kill...the TV

Books:

huh?

Heroes:


What metal band are you?
Cryptopsy
You are Cryptopsy! You're one of the most well rounded death metal bands around! You have everything anyone could want in a death metal band: speed, technicality, heaviness, and brutality. Lightning fast guitars, drums, and bass, amazing death metal growls are what you're known for!

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My Blog

Yeah.

People are fucked up. Seriously.
Posted by lastditch on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 06:27:00 PST

New Demo...

The new 6 track MNK demo is on the way.Most of the tracking is done and the mix shouldn't be long.The sound is of a much better quality as is the playing.Most will think I was replaced by the sheer qu...
Posted by lastditch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Must...Not...Kill

MNK will be starting to record a new demo in thier studio.Prepoduction for the debut release is also underway.The new demo will replace the tired 3 song we did earlier in the year.The new one will hop...
Posted by lastditch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST