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D.C.M.

In case you don't know who we are, we don't care!

About Me

Ok, here is the big fucking deal, there is none. D.C.M. has a few meanings but the one that stuck is DEAD CAT MOLESTERS. Started way back in 1989 as a joke & became a runaway freight train of mass destruction that can never be stopped. A never ending nightmare to the fans and members of the band. Always on tour 24/7 in their minds because thats the happy place. Its been 17 years and we have played over 7 shows. Bringing the grand total to 8 killer shows filled with heartache & dispair. (Mainly the audience wanting their money back) Once a year, D.C.M. will play the USA & only in upstate NY at a shitty club with stale beer. Why you ask? Because thats the way we roll kiddies. Its to celebrate the yearly Rock Fantasy's holy shit we are still in business party. Well, after 20+ years, It shouldn't be a surprise. To the dismay of a nameless business that was owned by a fucking nutbag who ran his trap every chance he could & is now on the run from the law. WE HOPE YOU YOU GET HIT BY A FUCKING GARBAGE TRUCK YOU FUCKING PRICK!!!
Rock Fantasy is the only Hard Rock - Heavy Metal - Speciality shop in the Hudson Valley that had the fucking balls to put out every album that D.C.M. has never recorded. Yes, Its true....its true!
to be continued.....
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Member Since: 10/28/2006
Band Website: rockfantasy.com
Band Members: The always effervesent
Gary D - Ring Announcer - Vocalist
Steve Keeler - Vocalist & one hell of a guy
Jim Smith aka "JYD" - Vocalist - professional hall monitor & Macho Man impersonator
Johnny Williams - Vocalist - Stage prop - Redneck & Stuntman
Brad Mader - Guitars - Vocals - Beer - Cigars & Severe mood swings
The Duke - Bass - Vocals & Connoisseur of the brown from around town.
Mario Porko - Drums - Rants - Hypertension - Insomnia & Narcolepsy
Steve Levin - Guitar & Death Metal Guru
Ted Robles - Bass - Vocals & all around idiot
Eric Carrillo - Vocals - Rapper - Hardcore God
Danny Carrillo - DJ - Lord of the choppers & King of the Kung Fu Grip
Matt Mayfield - Drums - DJ & The Man with the gas mask bong which was like taking hits off a tailpipe of a VW Bus
Frankie B - Drums-Drugs-Booze-Beating people with chains in malls & losing fist fights with scary ex-girlfriends
Big Daddy Vic as FRANKENSTEIN & Bouncer
Stevie D as THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON & Bouncer
Chris Foster as BATMAN with Chainsaw & failed race car driver
Mike Kibblehan - Back up singer & Choreograper. The man can do the Tango - Foxtrot & Windmill with just one move of his beer!
Cliff Mitcheal as a drunking fucking idiot 24/7 - Not really sure what he tried to do in the band
Joe Bootlegger - Vocalist??? - Affraid of Showers - Still lives at home and he is in his 40's and hangs out with his sensitive hairdresser DOUG!!!
Ralph Tamborra - The Collector - Honorary member of D.C.M. with his obession with collecting memorabilia, he saved alot of the old band flyer's you see on this page. Thanks Ralph.
And allot of idiots that were drunk & broke shit that will be listed soon
Influences: Beer, Violence, Satan & God because face it, their fucking funny! Aunts that own Strip Clubs that hook us up with booze & scary strippers! Pizza, Slot care Racing, William Shatner, Freedom of Speech, Pinball Touraments, Wrestling for the shear realism, Cheap Women & Wine (in case the strip club is closed), Cures for STD's (too much strip club) Metal, Punk, Hardcore, Rap, Bill Hicks, B-side recordings by not so famous & famous recording artist that we hold to the highest regard & being wasted going the wrong way on a one way street at 100mph smoking the finest herb with Tom Sizemore ridding shotgun.
Sounds Like: SHIT ON A GOOD NIGHT BUT THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME AT SPORTLAND...
Record Label: Rock Fantasy Records
Type of Label: Major

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Of your mom naked? No??? Ok! How about if anyone has old flyers/pictures/Video of DCM please send it my way so I can post it up YO! Thank You!
Posted by D.C.M. on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:58:00 PST