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Ms. Pants

My religion is Science

About Me

I'm going to pull your endocrine system out of your body - Gary Busey

I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

I Like to wonder and have been stuck in one place for a too long. So I'm gonna take a walkabout.

I'd like to meet:

Brock Fuckin' Samson

Music:

Almost Everything Except New Country Bluhh!!

Movies:

Dark Knight, Transformers, Mamma Mia (I know it's Abba but it's freakin' Hilarious), Herold and Kumar go to White Castle, Dodgeball Goonies, The Princess Bride, Big Trouble in Little China, Army of Darkness, Freeway, Bubba Ho-Tep, Boondock Saints, The Lord of The Rings, Joe Dirt, A Mighty Wind, Fear and Loathing, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Animal House, The Golden Child, Strange Brew ,Predator, History of the World, Ghostbusters, Labyrinth, The Color Purple, Mad Max, Monty Python-all, better of dead, Reform School Girls, Kill Bill, Friday, The Original Star Wars, Romancing The Stone, Don't Be a Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood, Snatch, Kelly's Hero's, The Royal Tennenbaums, I Heart Huckabby's, Spinal Tap, A Mighty Wind, GoodFellas, Clerks, The Toy, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Tromeo and Juliet, All Toxic Avenger Movies, Sgt. Kabookieman,Tom Cat Angels, Death to Smoochie, Young Frankenstein, Half Baked, Blade Runner, Clue, Trading Places, The Witches of Eastwick, the Legend Of Billy Jean, D.C.Cabs, Wizards, The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, Radio Days, The Brotherhood of the Wolf, Down with Love, Dune, A Christmas Story, Repo Man, 9 to 5, Big Fish, Super Troopers, Old School, Sin City, Raw, Delirious, National Lampoon's Vacation and European Vacation, New and old Indiana Jones movies (except for that flying through the trees with the monkeys part, what the hell was that?), Joe VS. The Volcano, Kill Bill, Stripes, Falling Down, Full Metal Jacket, The Big Lewbowski, the Life Aquatic, Old School, The Great Escape, The Last of the Mohicans, Steel Magnolias, The Ocean 11 movies, Waiting, ...... I could go on for days.

Television:

TV is what is wrong with America! And I watch a lot of it.

Books:

R.A.Salvatore Dark Elf series, Peter Dickinson, Tom Robbins (all,but especially Jitterbug Perfume), All the Harry Potters, The Shadow books from after Willow,Wicked,Tales of a Wicked Step-sister,All Brian Fraud,Far side and Calvin and Hobbes,The Flight of The Dragons,Where The Wild Things Are, The Unfortunate Death Of Oyster Boy,Tank Girl Comics, Fairy Tale,The Grapes of Wrath, Trashy romance novels (I like to imagine that romance is not dead), The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, the Princess Bride(have to love the zoo of death),Calvin and Hobbes,FarSide comics,

Heroes:

Your Mom

My Blog

It’s always sunnier some place else

So kids I will be heading off soon into the great unknown. I am leaving Friday  October 24. I will miss all my peeps BUT I can't wait to get the fuck outta Ulster County. So if you wanna hang bef...
Posted by Ms. Pants on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 12:20:00 PST

Roller Skates

We have decided that bikes are too cumbersome to take with us cross country so today we are going to go look for roller skates. So look out world if I come rollin' down the street screaming you might ...
Posted by Ms. Pants on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:27:00 PST

New Plans

 So my plans have changed. I am no longer going to Austrailia. Instead I am going to go cross country in October and I don't plan on coming back. This place is a pit of drama and sadness and I ha...
Posted by Ms. Pants on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:15:00 PST

Seperated

 Hey Y'all! I am finally legally seperated. It is awesome. Now I just have to wait a year for my divorce and I am completely free of the biggest mistake I have ever made. And then I can start my ...
Posted by Ms. Pants on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 08:14:00 PST

early Monday morning

How wrong is it that I am awake at 3:00 am watching Legally Blond and f-in around on myspace.No sign of sleep in sight.
Posted by Ms. Pants on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:00:00 PST

cup and ball hog

I'm really into this cup and ball now
Posted by Ms. Pants on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 11:28:00 PST