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Cookie

just because I suck, don't mean you're off the hook- just 'cause you're not drunk, don't think you'r

About Me

I tattoo people and sing in White Knuckle Rodeo. I like cats. We may not beat you, but my bowling team can drink more than your team, or any other team for that matter. In my spare time I prepare for the impending zombie invasion. I possess certain super-human powers, including unparalleled laziness.

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My Interests

Tattoos, and puttin' them on people. Rock n' Roll. Kittens. Porn. Zombies, or fear of. Vintage toys. Horror movies. Your mom.

I'd like to meet:

Folks that do not talk for the sake of talking. If the only thing you have to offer is inane banter, than shut the fuck up.

Music:

The Ramones are the best band to ever exist, period. The rest- Social Distortion, OpIv, Motley Crue, Brother Ali, Bouncing Souls, The Cramps, Dwarves, Public Enemy, Joan Jett, Jawbreaker, Portishead, X, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Pietasters, Rocket From The Crypt, The Slackers, Atmosphere, Misfits, blah blah blah...

Movies:

The 'Burbs starring Tom Hanks was one of the most finely crafted pieces of cinema I've ever seen. I must have seen the damn thing 350 times and it keeps getting better. No, I haven't been drinking. Not since this morning.

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm on DVD is the best thing since shooting smack. I like Lost a great deal as well.

Books:

I don't read as much as I used to. I like Richard Preston's books. Scary shit.

Heroes:

My friends and family. Basically anyone who's willing to deal with me.

My Blog

a brief lesson...

Your: The possesive form of YOU. Example: If we could somehow harness your stupidity, we could probably toast some bread. You're: You are. If you can't use a contraction, just write YOU ARE. Exam...
Posted by Cookie on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 10:12:00 PST