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Scrigy

All I want is teeth

About Me

Part-time misanthrope.I have a cat. Her name is Shtoobs. When we got her we thought it was a he. oops. I collect pez dispensers and animal skulls.I have a 6 inch scar on my leg from a can opener, and when I was a kid, I wanted to be either a gyroscop or an architect when I grew up.I have been to all but 8 US states, but never outside of the country, not even Canada.I like the smell of fresh printing. I think in a past life I was a pirate. Yarrggghhh.

My Interests

art, design, gardening, beer, books, small rodents, leavening agents, drinking, tattoos, teleportation, the art of napkin folding, pirates, sock monkeys, my ratties, little plastic ninjas
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Music:

Clutch, Sleater Kinney, Pixies, Sara Bareilles, The Donnas, Blue October, Mazzy Star, Portishead, Spiderbait, The Killers, Shellac, Alabama Blacksnake, The Holloways, Green Day, System of a Down, Silversun Pickups

Movies:

Princess Bride, Dazed and Confused, Two Weeks Notice,  O Brother Where Art Thou, Dead Alive, Orgazmo, Almost Famous, Out Cold, Tank Girl, Where the Buffalo Roam, The Seven Faces of Dr. Lao, Bubble Boy, Newsies, Kinky Boots, Mrs. Arris Goes to Paris

Television:

Amazing Race, Grey's Anatomy, Private Practice, Ugly Betty, Hell's Kitchen, Top Chef, any type of home show

Books:

Tom Robbins, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Kerouac, Salinger, Douglas AdamsPhone books are also a great read.
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Heroes:

Double Stuf Oreos and Newcastle Brown Ale

My Blog

I failed.....agian

I didn't think that I would ever fail as bad at things as I have. Apparently, I'm just not meant for certain things. It makes me really sad and I feel like crap. AmI ever going to succede @ anything?
Posted by Scrigy on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 11:42:00 PST

what the f is wrong with me?

I oughta know better by now.
Posted by Scrigy on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:24:00 PST

stuff.......and things

I have no idea what i am doing with my life. I feel i am waisting valuable time, and I am not doing the things I want to do. So I have decide to get my passport just in case I win a trip around t...
Posted by Scrigy on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:55:00 PST

my recent questions to myself

Whatever happened to monkey pox? Why is there now a name for every single affliction a human can have? Why is it that parents would rather pop their kid full of prescription drugs for being hyperactiv...
Posted by Scrigy on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 11:11:00 PST