Stefanie - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am a writer, comedian and all around really special person. I mean, seriously special. A lot of people have told me I'm special and I don't argue with them because I don't like confrontation. Once you have been told you're special and it really sinks in there's almost nothing you can't do. Like watch TV or make a Lean Cuisine in the microwave. These are just a couple of things that I can do, because I'm special. If you want to read my blog it's at www.babyonbored.blogspot.com and, yes, there is full nudity.I like to write about my babies and drugs. Not always in that order. Check it out bitches!I also have a new book coming out March 25th so if you love me or even like me a little, buy it.

My Interests

Writing, music, my man, my daughter, my twins, liberal democrats, music, pizza, talking about eating disorders, online poker (shit I should have put that first), Lifetime Movies, garlic, The New York Giants, Tiki Barber, a threesome with Tiki and Rondi Barber, Phil Hendrie, Cost Co., dogs, searching my body for varicose veins (haven't found any yet).

I'd like to meet:

People who can help my career in prostitution. There are a lot of poseur pimps out there and I just don't roll like that. If you really can get me out on the stroll makin' the Benjamin's then let me know. Otherwise forget about it.

Music:

Rufus Wainwright, Death Cab For Cutie, Old 97's,Old Bare Naked Ladies Tupac and Surf Punk (I'm lying about the surf punk), all kinds of vagina music. You find me a girl with a little girl voice and I'm in. Jonatha Brooke, Deb Talan, The Murmers, garlic.

Movies:

Fresh, Annie Hall, Manhattan, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Braveheart, Pumkinhead V, Dead Poet's Society, When a Man Loves a Woman, His Girl Friday, The Opposite of Sex, Bottle Rocket, Searching for Bobby Fisher, Georgia, Murder On A Sunday Morning

Television:

American Idol, The Shield, Law and Order, Lifetime Movies, Intervention, American Justice (please make more of these, A & E), anything documentary style about prison, people in prison or people who marry people in prison, Dora the Explorer.

Books:

Good Times Bad Times - James Kirkwood, Dry - Augusten Burroughs, Sippy Cups are Not for Chardonnay: and Other Things I had to Learn As a New Mom - Stefanie Wilder Taylor, Naptime is the New Happy Hour - Stefanie Wilder-Taylorhttp://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1416915060/qid =1139457627/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/104-6662117-7080764?s=bo oks&v=glance&n=283155

Heroes:

My husband and Angelyn