Monkey #093♥ is not on mtv

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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! -- George Bernard Shaw }Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. Mark TwainReality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. Lily TomlinLife is a sexually transmitted disease. R. D. LaingOnly two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Albert EinsteinHe has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)Dont talk to me about naval tradition. Its nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash. Sir Winston ChurchillIm skilled at the art of love. I just wish I had a bigger paintbrush. Scot E Roeben
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Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." -- Babe Ruth
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I'd like to meet:

jesica alba:p corky from life goes on, bridget the midget, emanuel lewis, someone that bites their toenails, someone that is not ashamed to pick thier nose especially while biting their toenails, a smurf, the cute girl at the end of the bar, alf, charlton heston, the fonz, tatoo, a martian, steve o, and jane doe, dracula, marsha brady, and Ivana Sukfodo.
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Music:

bloodhoung gang,CKY, bowling for soup,slopppy seconds, never heard of it, bleeding through, as i lay dying
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Movies:

fight club,Snatch,cecil B demented, My score on The which MMA Fighter are you Test :
Mauricio Shogun
(You scored 41% Sprawl n Brawl, 46% Lock n Choke, 62% Ground n Pound, and 20% Lay n Pray!)
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porn 'stache

nothing says cool like a 1970s porn 'stache. sadly these freakishly awsome facial adornments have been forgotten. if i wasnt cursed with little facial hair i would do my part to bring the gnarly 'stac...
Posted by Monkey #093♥ is not on mtv on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 03:05:00 PST