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It's Steffy... Ms. Steffy If You're Nasty!

Your mother was a hamster!!!

About Me


I Don't eat the cows.
I love me some rodents.
I love me some hound.


My Interests


I enjoy a nice walk on a cool fall day. I love antiques and going anywhere they are located. I am an avid halloween decoration collector as well as anything with a cow on it. I like enforcing pointless rules and getting loud in public places. Have I mentioned I love rodents!! as well as basset hounds. My Jeremy is my life and pretty much my main interest, beside a few close friends. I also enjoy knitting and waxing my car. Refinishing old wood is a hobby of mine as well as the crude street race, now and then. I am a sucker for a fast car..
Oh Yeah, the Marauder. My sexy car! I'm seriously not right...

I'd like to meet:

Click on the Picture below to visit my rodent blogger blog....
You know you want too.....Visit my blog. Spread the word.
If you are looking for someone to call all the time and hang out with everyday, im not the friend for you. But perhaps if you need someone to listen to you, or call for the occasional night of debauchery..Im the one. I, like my rodents, am a solitary creature. I never really sleep and I like my quiet times. I ask everyone who knows me to take some time and think twice before harming an animal, even that spider on the wall. They are aware...They are alive..please dont deprive them of what little time they have on this great Earth. Rejoice hound dogs and the like. Praise the goddess for my furry family.
Earthman,'' he said, ....it is sometimes hard to follow your mode of speech. Remember I have been asleep inside this planet of Magrathea for five million years and know little of these early sixties sit coms of which you speak. These creatures you call mice, you see, they are not quite as they appear. They are merely the protrusion into our dimension of vast hyperintelligent pan-dimensional beings. The whole business with the cheese and the squeaking is just a front.''The old man paused, and with a sympathetic frown continued.....They've been experimenting on you I'm afraid.''Arthur thought about this for a second, and then his face cleared.....Ah no,'' he said, ....I see the source of the misunderstanding now. No, look you see, what happened was that we used to do experiments on them. They were often used in behavioural research, Pavlov and all that sort of stuff. So what happened was hat the mice would be set all sorts of tests, learning to ring bells, run around mazes and things so that the whole nature of the learning process could be examined. From our observations of their behaviour we were able to learn all sorts of things about our own ...''Arthur's voice tailed off.....Such subtlety ...'' said Slartibartfast, ....one has to admire it.''....What?'' said Arthur.....How better to disguise their real natures, and how better to guide your thinking. Suddenly running down a maze the wrong way, eating the wrong bit of cheese, unexpectedly dropping dead of myxomatosis, --- if it's finely calculated the cumulative effect is enormous.''He paused for effect.....You see, Earthman, they really are particularly clever hyperintelligent pan-dimensional beings. Your planet and people have formed the matrix of an organic computer running a ten-million-year research programme ...Layout made by ~*~Steffy~*~

Music:

Music is like an extension of my personality. The list is long and diverse. But for a rough sketch heres a clue; The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Janis Joplin, SEx Pistols, The New York Dolls, The Jerks, Rancid, Social Distortion, Nirvana, Blind Melon, Poe, Misfits, Tiger Army, Save Ferris, Tool, Buddy Holly, Johnny Cash, Marlene Dietrich, Marilyn Manson, NIN

Movies:

A Really cool Rat music video, enjoy:)

Television:

I watch Ghost Hunters every Wed, other then that Unsolved Mysteries and cartoons fill my tv time. I also must say the great and wonderful Columbo. Peter Faulk is the freaken man.

Books:


The dish ran away with the spoon....
The Plot Thickens...

Heroes:


Please drop me a line, I'd love hearing from ya...
Create your own Friend Quiz hereShes a magical, sparklin tease
Shes a rainbow chokin the breeze
Yo, shes bustin out onto the scene
With nightmare bogus poetry
Shes a melted avocado on the shelf
Shes the science of herself
Shes spazzing out on a cosmic level
And shes meditating with the devil
Shes cooking salad for breakfast
Shes got tofu the size of texas
Shes a witness to her own glory
Shes a never-ending story
Shes a frolicking depression
Shes a self-inflicted obsession
Shes got a thousand lonely husbands
Shes playin footsie in another dimension
Shes a goddess milking her time for all that its worth

My Blog

Clinique Bonus Time

Friends, Come to Clinique and indulge in everything Clinique has to offer.  March 5th starts the Bonus time, I am still taking Pre-Orders so call me!!!! Come in, send a letter, but do not wait.&n...
Posted by It's Steffy... Ms. Steffy If You're Nasty! on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:08:00 PST

Wedding

As far as I am concerned my friends, a traditional wedding you all can attend is not going to happen.  I have given up on this whole thing.  I am making myself and everyone around me miserab...
Posted by It's Steffy... Ms. Steffy If You're Nasty! on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:55:00 PST

The Plot Thickens...

I have returned to this wretched MySpace blog...I see I still have readers so I must say something..I have been spending mucho time on my blogger blog..link on my page..I am getting married...I still ...
Posted by It's Steffy... Ms. Steffy If You're Nasty! on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 09:45:00 PST

Home sweet home...

Although I am not temporarily spending alot of time there, my new apartment is amazing.  My animals seem happier, I am happier, life is pretty sweet.  I love my job and the people I work wit...
Posted by It's Steffy... Ms. Steffy If You're Nasty! on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 04:52:00 PST

My new job

It is all kind of a blur still...Thursday is like any otherday at Dillards.  I am in my department and up walks up the Clinique manager from upstairs...I was perplexed as to why she would be down...
Posted by It's Steffy... Ms. Steffy If You're Nasty! on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:22:00 PST

I am in sheer terror....

OK so all of yo uknow I am moving soon...these are the reasons I am moving...1.  Having to fight off these fuckers who congregate around my front door...2.  And once again I am being terrori...
Posted by It's Steffy... Ms. Steffy If You're Nasty! on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 04:38:00 PST

My 4th of July!! Lots of Pictures

So all and all it was a wonderful day.  We BBQ'd with the parents during the day and at 6 we headed down to Picasso's to meet Jen and Josh.  We strolled, we ate, came close to getting in a b...
Posted by It's Steffy... Ms. Steffy If You're Nasty! on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 06:32:00 PST

Steffy is BACK!!!!!!

2 Months after quitting McDonalds I have dropped the weight FINALLY!!!!!!  All the blog post about dieting...all the laments EVERYTHING! I am done and have taken back the jeans I gave to Jeremy b...
Posted by It's Steffy... Ms. Steffy If You're Nasty! on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 05:00:00 PST

House of a 1000 corpses...which character am I?

What house of 1000 corpses character are you? BabyThis sexy blonde is just like her mother, Mother Firefly. She is cute, funny, and evil. She seems to be "murder buddies" with Otis. Oh and, her favori...
Posted by It's Steffy... Ms. Steffy If You're Nasty! on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 05:17:00 PST

My Onion has Passed away.

Please click the Link below to visit the memorial page. Click her to see the memorial...
Posted by It's Steffy... Ms. Steffy If You're Nasty! on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 05:18:00 PST