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Johnnie Beautiful

random ramblings and rantings at 0 miles per hour!

About Me

Take all of the ist's in the world, i.e. occultist, taoist, etc...add them to all together and you'll get a little of me hopefully...Getting raped everyday by Corporate AmeriKKKa for a dollar...getting out and shaking my groove thing...and I'm pouring beer on my chest to facilitate the tanning process...I also want to be a perfect blend of technology and magic...and finally self-loathing accidental freak......HAIL ERIS ...................................

I realized the difference between me and the crazy guy on the street. I just have a lot more self-control...but I'm just as nutty as him....

(Ed. Note. I am no longer getting fucked in the ass everyday by Corporate AmeriKKa....I'm now getting fucked in the ass everyday by Corporate Japan...thank you very much, end transmission)

Without access to true chaos, we'll never have true peace

My Interests


Knowledge
Mini-golf
Dancing
Occult
High art/low art
Comics
Lindy Hop
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I'd like to meet:


Just another freak, in the freak kingdom...

The Ghost of Thompson

My friends at the fucking Airport....come visit you cheap fucks!!! hahahaha

Someone with "the look of someone facing a firing squad of clowns with real guns."

These guys!

Music:


down-tempo, most electronica, classical, rock, indie, punk, british pop, british punk, funk, 60's soul, most mod, Yann Tiersen, Stax records, Massive Attack, Radiohead, Dead Kennedy, Aphex Twin ect.

Movies:


Amelie, The Big Lebowski, Reefer Madness, Fulltime Killer, Any Coen brother film, Matrix, Rounders, Wayne's World, The city of lost children, Army of Darkness

Television:


Stop watching that shit and read "Test Card F"

But if I have to watch...
Monty Python
Carnivale
UCB
Mr. Show
there will always be a soft spot in my little black heart for Buffy...

New TV Shows...thank god for the internet...
The Mighty Boosh
Global Frequency Pilot

Books:

Currently Reading:

Recommended Books:

Haruki Murakami

The Invisibles

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Most Hunter S. Thompson
Principia Discordia
Test Card F
Transcedental Magic
Mythology
Mesoamerican Texts
The Tao of Pooh
the Tao Te Ching
Bunnywith...
Transmet
Sandman
The Filth

Heroes:


Super or non? King Mob, Jack Frost, My Mom and Dad, all my friends, and sometimes just about anyone... Grant Morrison

She's my catty hero! (But only when she writes...lazy girl...hahaha)

My Blog

End of the Road...

Hello, hello, hello. I hope you are all doing well on the other side of the pond. Once again, it's your faithful friend Evan here to give you a little update. As some of you know, my time here in J...
Posted by Johnnie Beautiful on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 01:02:00 PST

In Other News: Vacationing Sound Trucks Like to Party on Halloween.

Well, hello, hello, hello all you fine fine people. It's been quite a while since the last one of these newsletters, but fear not, this installment shall be filled to the brim with interesting inform...
Posted by Johnnie Beautiful on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:33:00 PST

Plumping up the Equality of Pachinko

Welcome, welcome, welcome to another one of Evans sagas. Its been far too long since Ive written, been a mighty busy summer on this side of the pond. Lots of things have happened since the last news...
Posted by Johnnie Beautiful on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 07:22:00 PST

Random and misc. ramblings and ranting

Hello, hello, hello. First off I would like to apologize for the lack of letters this past month. As I mentioned before, Im currently working on other writing projects that seem to be consuming my t...
Posted by Johnnie Beautiful on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 11:41:00 PST

Hot as Hell in the Land of Elephants

Well, another month has passed and so has spring. Welcome to summer everyone! I hope its not going to be one of those unbearable summers in Tokyo, but hey, it sure beats winter.A lot has happened si...
Posted by Johnnie Beautiful on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 08:37:00 PST

Mopping Away in a Country Where No One Cares

May 24, 2006Mopping Away in a Country Where No One Cares In a country where nobody cares. In the land where nobody cares, people toss trash onto the ground, smoke in historical places and generally do...
Posted by Johnnie Beautiful on Thu, 25 May 2006 12:37:00 PST

Insane I tell you, theyre ALL insane&

Insane I tell you, theyre ALL insane Everyday I wake up. I don my coat and tie and I venture off to work. For 3 to 7 hours a day I teach English. Due to many strange yet uninteresting reasons, my sche...
Posted by Johnnie Beautiful on Tue, 16 May 2006 04:10:00 PST

When Underage Monkeys Dressed as Maids LOVE Death.

Hello all my dear Readers,Here I sit, on the verge of another newsletter, with so much to talk about, but no clue where to start. To give you a little taste, Ill fill you in on some of the subjects I...
Posted by Johnnie Beautiful on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 10:12:00 PST

Photos of Perversion, Kyoto, and a man who needed a haircut...

Hentai PhotosMy favorite DVD EVER!!!Chung-li!SARS PornSwimwear anyone? Only $1,000!Catfight signCos-play time?Gothic Lolita Semen Movie!!!For $4,000, this could be yours!Look closely, can you see the...
Posted by Johnnie Beautiful on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 08:42:00 PST

MAPSNPORN, Fetish World, and your Handy-Dandy Guide to the Tokyo Sex Industry

So here it is, the raw and uncut view of Japan. Sex, Sexuality, Perversion, Disgust, Hentai, Bestiality, Scat and anything else you can name, all rolled up into one nice little "clean" e-mail. So, i...
Posted by Johnnie Beautiful on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 07:35:00 PST