..here's a list of things that i'd like this column along the left-hand side to say but myspace won't let me...status: elligable.orientation: i like sexy, sexy ladies.hometown: croydon.body type: i can fit into small spaces easily.weight: fuck all.ethnicity: half-chinese, half-irish, proper croydonishreligion: a concept that pre-dates science in terms of explaining the universe and politics in terms of social behaviour.drugs: i used to smoke weed but i've stopped for the last few months. unfortunately i drink too much. don't touch anything class a or headache pills.children: i'm barely capable of looking after a house plant or myself.education: i payed attention and now i use long words to make me sound clever.income: fifty billion pounds a second.zodiac sign: irrelevant.here for: people to listen to my tunes which i don't think enough people are. click here. now!!!and if this isn't enough of an in-depth insight into my persona you can always ask me more.
any members from ten foot nun or pigshackle .anyone on myspace with a concept of spelling, punctuation or grammar.an english person who doesn't complain about the weather.a girl that i like who doesn't think that i'm a complete cock
..i listen to and give my undying support and alliegence to underground unsigned bands.
..spaceballs. the original batman film.
..recently saw a program about the frenchman who deciphered ancient egyptian hyroglyphics. he withstood criticism to fulfil the proof of his theory as it was previously thought that the hyroglyphs were purely symbols and had no literal meaning. also, he beat 2 english professors, both seniour in years to him, who had the added advantage that they posessed the rosetta stone.
..currently reading,
"one, two, three...infinity
facts and speculations of science"
by george gamow.
picked it up in a book sale in amsterdam for €1.
fucking bargain!
anyone who's been paying attention to this section will notice that i've been reading this book for quite a while. this is because i can't take it on the bus any more because it is in such a state of disrepair that the pages leave flaky bits all over the place and i'm gettin quite pissed off with everything i own being covered with bits of a fifty-year old scientific text.
fucked by rock is in the pipeline.
carlospresents...malcolm from orange & blue
amazing esther from the green dragon (more a heroine)
the creators of war on terror: the board game