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andy k

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About Me

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unfortunately i can't add anyone or maintain this aforementioned profile anymore 'cos i didn't check it for about half a year and it seems to have locked up.by the way i put on gigs at the green dragon in croydon at a night called the dragon's ball . 'tis a wonderous place and in exchange for your services we shall provide you with free food and drink. only strange or really fucking good bands need apply.enough about me. here's some blurb about my "top friends" who don't nescessarily bear any resemblence to who my real top friends are. they are also prone to change with no prior notice so if you're not on there please don't cry and think that i don't love you any more because i do. i really do!the dragon's ball : the night i run at the green dragon in croydon. contact here if you want a gig or want to say how great the gig you went to was.pigshackle : my favourite doom/prog/metal/jazz/weird band.ten foot nun : a silly yet magnificent band who sound both squiggly and scribbly.carlospresents... : writes amazing songs that sound like they should have been written for a computer game about 15 years ago.orange & blue music : home of the best studio in the world (at least the best one in catford and probably south east london). if you want an amazing recording done for a meagre fee talk to these guys.the green dragon : live music venue with tasty, tasty home cooked food. if you want a gig:
acoustic acts contact freedom of expression and for other weird and wonderful bands contact the dragon's ball .the black sheep : a place that's sometimes really, really good.atomic suplex : the best rock and roll solo/duo you've seen since kunt and the gang.strobegirl : local songstress musician lady.inner rage : a twisted yet awesome filthy local metal band.kunt and the gang : legend.hoof : one of the best bands i've ever put on.

My Interests

..here's a list of things that i'd like this column along the left-hand side to say but myspace won't let me...status: elligable.orientation: i like sexy, sexy ladies.hometown: croydon.body type: i can fit into small spaces easily.weight: fuck all.ethnicity: half-chinese, half-irish, proper croydonishreligion: a concept that pre-dates science in terms of explaining the universe and politics in terms of social behaviour.drugs: i used to smoke weed but i've stopped for the last few months. unfortunately i drink too much. don't touch anything class a or headache pills.children: i'm barely capable of looking after a house plant or myself.education: i payed attention and now i use long words to make me sound clever.income: fifty billion pounds a second.zodiac sign: irrelevant.here for: people to listen to my tunes which i don't think enough people are. click here. now!!!and if this isn't enough of an in-depth insight into my persona you can always ask me more.

I'd like to meet:

any members from ten foot nun or pigshackle .anyone on myspace with a concept of spelling, punctuation or grammar.an english person who doesn't complain about the weather.a girl that i like who doesn't think that i'm a complete cock

Music:

..i listen to and give my undying support and alliegence to underground unsigned bands.

Movies:

..spaceballs. the original batman film.

Television:

..recently saw a program about the frenchman who deciphered ancient egyptian hyroglyphics. he withstood criticism to fulfil the proof of his theory as it was previously thought that the hyroglyphs were purely symbols and had no literal meaning. also, he beat 2 english professors, both seniour in years to him, who had the added advantage that they posessed the rosetta stone.

Books:

..currently reading,
"one, two, three...infinity facts and speculations of science"
by george gamow.
picked it up in a book sale in amsterdam for €1.
fucking bargain!

anyone who's been paying attention to this section will notice that i've been reading this book for quite a while. this is because i can't take it on the bus any more because it is in such a state of disrepair that the pages leave flaky bits all over the place and i'm gettin quite pissed off with everything i own being covered with bits of a fifty-year old scientific text.

fucked by rock is in the pipeline.

Heroes:

carlospresents...malcolm from orange & blue
amazing esther from the green dragon (more a heroine)
the creators of war on terror: the board game

My Blog

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it appears that the picture has disappeared from my tunes profile page.  it's probabably something to do with the fact that i haven't checked it for several weeks, or indeed the email address i s...
Posted by andy k on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 01:43:00 PST

wahey!!!

after much faffing i have finally got a myspace page!  if i could have figured out how to do it i would have made a band profile so that all my tunes play upon loading but alas this has not been ...
Posted by andy k on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 10:52:00 PST