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Cherry Loco

give the boy his fucking gun back.

About Me

"i fill my life with worthwhile deeds such as -- well, nevermind what. my duty is -- to be useful. i am a friend to male animals. i obey orders. i am cheerful. that was another policecar. i am thrifty & i am abolutely filfthy in thought, word and deed." - nabakov's lolita

not the most reserved or polite creature the planet ever spawned. an obnoxious brat with a sense of humor to knock bundy eight feet backwards -- and absolutely none of his charm. i collect habits like a fat kid collects the pounds, curse constantly and at inanimate objects and find it difficult to open up to new people without some threat of violence or electric-shock treatment. may occasionally need reminding that i'm not living in a kabc-tv halloween vampira movie-marathon special. vying for friendly, open-minded & social. coming across sociopathic, disarming & fucking impulsive.

making my burlesque debut as cherry loco in june 2008.

My Interests

burlesque. low-brow art. schlock horror. 1920s' - 1950s'. fashion illustration. calling you by your last name. creepy basement-vibe music. fake blood day. leopard print. spoken-word tracks. sushi. murder-scene analogies. eye-lash batting. aluminium-foil helmets. classic american cars (pre-60s only). one-piece fluffy animal costumes. being somewhat toxic when intoxicated. serial killer biographies. men who look like elvis. men in zombie makeup. dirty hick impressions. dirty hicks. cat names for humans. canned cherry-pie filling. cherry coca-cola. stuffed dead things. pills. vying for white-trash. whiskey confidence.

I'd like to meet:

artists, dandies, pin-ups, tragic stars & starlets, sugar daddies, photographers, fashion designers, elvis impersonators and emotional bullemics. should have the ability to drink methane's ugly step sister and still be able to zig-zag in an almost-civilized fashion. i've got no issues with playing catch-up. if you're adding me & i don't personally know you, send a message.
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Music:

miss derringer, devotchka, the cramps, elvis, the distillers, johnny cash, horrorpops, zombina & the skeletones, the young werewolves, social distortion, patsy cline, the decomposed, stray cats, salon betty, my life with the thrill kill kult, ghoultown, the yeahyeahyeahs, nekromantix. shitlikethat.

Movies:

the child's play series, 2001 maniacs, the people vs. larry flynt, buffalo 66, faster pussycat kill kill, sweethearts, the heart is deceitful above all things, true romance, the addams family 1&2, ghostworld, empire records, death becomes her (nofuckingjoke), too many zombie movies (especially anything by romero or ted v. mikels). etcetera.

Television:

dinosaurs (again, no fucking joke), the munsters, spaced, buzzcocks.

Books:

"prozac nation", "more, now, again" & "bitch" by elizabeth wurtzel. "the trick is to keep breathing" by janice galloway. "sarah" by jt leroy. "lolita" by vladimir nabokov & anything hunter s. thompson spits on. lots of graphic novels.

Heroes:

chucky. just chucky.

My Blog

a brutal confession.

okay, the rumours are true. i am, in fact, a drug pusher. even as i type this on the keyboard i conjured from the pennies of wide-eyed cherubs and tainted crack-whores, i'm actually floored on a crust...
Posted by Cherry Loco on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 09:00:00 PST