Daddys Bitter Tears [Little foetal pig!]

Denim Jugend RollerGirl
Anavris Manager :)
Vegetarian
Student
Blood Pact member
CPL Live worker
Future pug owner
Cheating wife to many (Gervais, Jackson, Pegg, Sixx, Radcliffe, Snape, Bauer, Caine & many more)
... lewd, crued & tattooed.
Now some wise words by Lord Hank Von Helvete...
"I don't like it.. I come from Norway and we don't like punk rockers going out with the little bullshit new wave, hooker girls... in Norway punk rockers go out with punk rockers"
Next....
The way this boy says jumper makes me warm inside...
Ladies & Gentlemen let it be known that the following is possibly the best quote in the world:
"Everyone was out getting fucked.. not fucked like me though..."
Lisa Barry.
"Let's go find the cousin before he chokes on a Twizzler"
In life I mostly wish that I got to see Johnny Cash live & I wish I got to drink Jack with Jim Morrison
I'm really really glad I got to see KISS live!
I love that this man actually turns me on
This man is pretty much perfect
Let's make something clear... if you have to say you're rock & roll, or you have to deliberately try to be rock & roll... then you're not. Either you are or you aren't.. simple as that.
Taking drugs or going out more than you usually do doesn't make you rock & roll. Nor does claiming that you're an alcoholic.. or claiming you're going out to "get wasted again" to deal with your selfish (& probably pathetic) problems. You're not rock & roll, you're not hardcore and you're not cool.
So just stop it.
Aye.
Thanks.
I despise the following:
people who wear fur,
people who walk too slow
... especially if they take up the whole pavement,
people who insist on taking their kids shopping on a Saturday
... especially if said kid is in a pram,
people who think their kids are adorable
... especially if said kid is pulling my clothes or jumping on me,
people who answer their phones on the silent floor of the library, that I let people away with things I don't want them to do,
that KFC think "Boneless Bites" is appetising,
story telling & drama
... even though it seems to be what makes my life interesting,
Valetines Day and finally
fucking Big Brother!!!
I know you think I'm arrogant, but I'm not... I just come across as confident... and there's a huge difference.
However I will generally dislike people until they make me like them
I love the following:
those times where you find something so funny that you start crying
... and no one else even understands why you're laughing,
that I laugh with my friends all the time,
crawling into bed and sleeping during the day,
that I am usually always up for a party or a night out,
days out in Kelvingrove Park with my friends,
Basil Fawlty,
The Barrowlands and finally
God.
Also... I really enjoy the vocal stylings of Tristan Macfie (ode to Jenna)
These are my boys... I love them a great deal as should you...
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