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Vinny

About Me



Andrew Maxwell on Hibs V Rangers

Henry Rollins V William Shatner as Interpreted By Puppets

Landed By Ben Folds - A monkey and William Shatner on the Sound Desk.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I mean really who gives a fuck who I want to meet, anyone who actually looks at this page already knows me, so ive already met them. I mean, if I put down Jennifer Love Hewitt its not as if she gonna get in contact with me to discuss the Celtic Aberdeen game or how Kenny Miller is a going through a rich vain of form.

My Blog

Im Having A Banter Amnesty

My banter has become increasingly stale over the last couple of months so Im having a New Year clearout/firesale of my used banter.  Get your banter here!!!! From this day forth I am going to des...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 09:59:00 GMT

The Wildhearts.........the academy? And some other stuff.

The Wildhearts playing the Academy on the 20th Dec? Confused and delighted at the step up in the venue.......I mean it seems a slightly ambitious considering they were playing the Garage the last time...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 09:13:00 GMT

This Little Vinny went Wii ,Wii, Wii, all the way home

I now have this: and this : And i feel very smug .......and rightly so.
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 05:37:00 GMT

Stop Judging Me!

Stop Judging Me! For those you who do not have access to the wonderful software application that is Lotus Notes let me tell you a story, as you boot up lotus notes every morning and when you get locke...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 04:31:00 GMT

Know What I Hate About Easter.........

People who say......... "wouldn't it be really cool if Creme Egg easter eggs were really filled with the fondant centre......that'd be SO cool" No.... it wouldn't, you fat, greedy, fuckin cretin....
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:52:00 GMT

"Look Morag it's a Blue Dragon.......Hit it with stones and the children"

"Ive had the same jeans on for four days now" Ya fuckin' clatty bastard.  Yes yes yes I was in the city of discovery at the weekend, what,you will be asking, did I discover? Well everyone in tha...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:03:00 GMT

Pay Day.....Im Incoherent with Joy So I Done a Blog in my Pants

Ah the joys of pay day....the one day a month my bank account reflects what I think I should have normally.  Its a day to be slightly frivolous with the money, to buy some thing you've had your e...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:06:00 GMT

My Top Three Drunken Injuries

1) Getting Knocked Down By A Taxi In my younger days, some of my friends at the time had a bit of a thing for snakebite made from the cheapest nastiest cider(Pulse 99p) and Tennents lager....it was ho...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 09:24:00 GMT

C'mon The Myspace

Myspace glow sticks are a wee bit cool.....they like glow and are sticks and make for a tremendous photo opportunity. Free t shirts also rule even when they are girls shirts and dont fit me. ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 01:22:00 GMT

Someone Kill Me In The Face

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!! My dome hurts.......... Who the fuck are Master Don??????? One of them looks like Vanilla Ice.  Why would anyone want to Enter Shakira if it was a band? Kais...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 00:51:00 GMT