Wee Pidgey™

I'd like to meet:

Great TV legends, like Alf Stewart, Harold Bishop and Wee Tom from Hollyoaks - wouldn't you just gee that wee dude a high five?

I'd like to meet the laughing lady from the MSN winks. She seems like a right leg-end who knows how to have a ROFL.

Anyone who knows how to have a drunken bantered RIOT!

Oh, & anyone from my friends list.

AND AND AND A WEE BABY THAT LAUGHS LIKE THIS .

Music:

Movies:

Television:

Games
Banter The dictionary of Roboscott™ :
amigo: -noun (fact: only two of these exist) one of my closest friends ever.
banter: -noun a requirement for survival – good chat.
bas!: -noun someone who has just acted outrageously or surprisingly.
club base: -noun another version of “bas!” but made to confuse the simpletons.
comment schnana?: -pronoun (also known as “conment schnala?”) a question which poses no answer.
dranter: -noun drunken random banter. all in one.
eelpot: -noun a place of residence for something I decide on randomly.
el: -def. art. a short phrase added onto words for emphasis. the word that follows it is usually accompanied by an “o” at the end, like “el retardo.”
ffs: -abbr. (also known as eff eff ess) short for “for fuck sake!”
foosty: -adj. very very smelly indeedio.
gash: -adj. something rank, much like jade goody – distasteful.
gc!: -noun (previously known as gran canaria) a place where I enjoyed the best week of my life.
hawww!: -interj. a phrase used by the darkest of mankind – the chav. also used by all but the chav as a piss-take of their kind.
jyobi: -noun poo.
kate nash: -adj. (rhyming slang) gash.
larga: -idiom a word with no actual meaning.
largaville: -noun a place for the pyt (see below) to visit for secret pigeon business.
lawl: -verb (also known as “lol”) a piss-take of the messenger phrase meaning to laugh.
leg---end: -noun (often spelled with more or less dashes) a legend.
pidgeot: -noun an idiot pigeon, derived from pidgeotto, the pokemon.
pigeon: -noun any fellow human being of interest, good or bad.
prawn: -noun a reference for managers who aren’t worth calling pigeons.
pure goff: -noun something that people who aren’t goths get called, because neds are stupit.
pyt: -abbr. the pigeon young team, also known as the pigeon posse.
r’tard: -noun a retard.
randandoo: -adj. (also known as “randandon”, “ran-dan-doo” or “ran-ran-doo”) something very random.
ranter: -noun the best random banter you can get.
scrunchie: -noun a garment worn but the girl in the chinese at garage – something you just shouldn’t wear. ever, but we reinvented it anyway.
shizzle: -noun stuff. shit.
size-13-foot: -noun a legend. if yr reading this, you might be one!
sloggin’: -verb to hit hard. apparently.
wtf: -abbr. (also known as w.t.f) short for “what the fuck?”
ya beast!: -noun ironic phrase about someone who has good qualities, unlike the actual beast.
yr: -pronoun short for “your”. like “yr maw!”
I am aware I'm a pure geek. fo sho'. =]
Pigeons Van aka Va Va Voom aka V-Unit - one of two bestest amigos in the world. I do hunners for you but it's cos I love you loads and you know team hardcore are guaranteed to bring the banter and cause a riot! Ya bas!
Donza aka Dippy - my other amigo. What can I say? This pigeon loves you fox and couldn't imagine having anyone else to fall asleep at gigs with haha!
Hayley, Vicki, Laura & Sam - the blonde crew! yr all awesome in yr own way, whether it's for accents, offensiveness, being a jake or pure loveeeee. Couldn't imagine life without each of ya.
Kiki, Ashbash & Alayna - all ex-Matalaners and three of the nicest, bubbliest people I'll ever meet in my life.
Lesley aka Kaitlin - your mum is a big slut! at the Catty but that doesn't matter cos we're all sexy pigeons who think hair dye and cinema stalking is banterrific! Coooooo all the way home
Julia - farting chairs and talking about smelly liars from the past really says it all. You're a great person and I'm glad yr one of my top mates!
Jodie & Chris - both you guys are bloody awesome. Sometimes I feel like Jodie and I understand each other and we have the most random fun, with pampons, tic-tac shaking and smigarettes [with the help of Katie!] and Chris is just a really friendly guy with such an awesome CD collection haha! You guys are great to be around and we always have awesome nights.
Lauren aka Laurenzo - Aaron Gillespie ayeeeee? Haha hardly known you for long but yr a top girl and drunken banter is the best!
Ali - I totally get what you mean when yr drunk although I'm sure I'm a nightmare to understand but you were there for me a couple of times when I felt shit and I know that if we're both ever out, there's a chance you'll look out for me!
Kelie, Laura, Emma & SJ - you guys are the best teeny wee drunkards to meet cos you give great hugs and sexy dances! And Kelie, you flamin' galah - CALL ON THE SEARCH!
Stevo, Mark, Ruth, Lou & crew - GC was a riot and since then meeting all yr other mates have been wicked. More drunken nights ahead much? BANTER!
Erica, Lynds & other associated Matalaners - you lot always make work nights out legendary! Even though work is pure baws we'll always have a pure laugh, since you know I like laughing like a total drunken maddie!
Kirsten aka Kiiks - my fellow JRTYTID pal! Size 13 leg---end you are to me - pure miss you now yr in the Deen but the ace txt messages and Bebobanter will live on!
SHABBA! Jus a song bout tampons, right? LYT in yer scheme haha we are guaranteed to have a pure riot when we're out, since we go way back haha! Love yi!
Dez & Fidan - out from my way haha we live on the edge of "town" haha and we're the coolest ones who survive the 9 right til the end. BOOZE CRUISE??
Kimbo - my ping pong twinny!! We pure rock the dancefloor and love the banter ranter. Arrrrrrr matey!
Nikki - MAAAAAAAAAAATE! Getting me wasted with vodka and jager shots - it's no good ;P haha love yi pal.
Joni & Vaza - hardly see you guys these days but I'll never forget all the times we had out at Catty and stuff. Love yeez.
Everyone else - legends I tell ye! without you guys I wouldn't be as happy as I am with my [social] life so thanks and many more banterful outings to come, right?! xx

Heroes:

Kate Nash
Missy Elliott
Alf Stewart
Dallas Green
The Fall Of Troy
Aaliyah
Drew Barryomore
Wee Tom from Hollyoaks
The guy that invented Post-Its
My homies (H)
Myself