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MY COMPUTER IS BROKEN!
My name isn't Bruno, thank god, it's Vicky :]
I'm disastrous at budgeting.
I'm always proper skint :[
I would use this space to rant about what I hate but I'm not going to because it would turn into an essay and only 0.03% of people would read it.
I love banter ^__^
I'm friends with anyone that gives me banter.
Don't give me banter and I'll probably dismiss you.
I just don't like boring conversations that make me want to fall off a cliff.
I never want children. I hate children and I'd forget to feed mine anyway.
I'd quite like a boyfriend though, someone to make me pancakes in the morning and pretend I don't look like a sea hag :]
And I love seafood. Except fish ;]
MORE ABOUT ME...
Dear Victoria, I would like to give you an octopus and some prawns in exchange for a meaty handshake :]