My name is Jonathan, but I go by "JayBee". I've recently realised that I actually hate my nickname, but I reckon it's far too late to try and phase it out. I don't even know what I'd change it to anyway, since I hate "Jonathan" too . . .
I'm 20 years old and I live in Bishopbriggs, which is just on the outskirts of Glasgow. I live with my parents still, so it's a bit shite like. Meh.
I work in Bunker, which is a bar in Glasgow. It's both good and bad. Good, because it's really brought me out of my shell as a person, and the chat is pretty good. Bad, because I'm on fucking minimum wage, the hours are erratic and unsociable, I'm constantly in a stressful environment, the managers are extremely temperamental and difficult to handle sometimes, etc. Although it seems like the cons outweigh the pros, I actually still like it there. I just think I need a holiday for a while.I want to be extremely spontaneous and just jump on a flight somewhere, and stay there for a couple of months. That'd be pretty sweet.
I like to think, as a gay guy, I break the mould a little bit. Or bend it at least . . . Every stereotypical aspect of my sexuality embarrasses me and makes me cringe. I strive to be NOTHING like that, although I admittedly do like to wear stars on my face and glitter in my hair and wear red jeans . . . Only on special occasions though.
My music taste is extremely diverse . . . within the confines of metal, that is. I mostly like death, technical and progressive metal. Anything that's particularly chaotic, heavy and dark one minute, yet calm, beautiful and soft the next. Technicality is everything. I don't really understand how people can like 90% of the shit that's out there in the charts right now. It's just the most repetitive nonsense ever. You'll probably be thinking the same about the "noise" I listen to, but hey, we all have different tastes, eh? Mine just happens to be better. I'm not one of those fuckers that goes to a gig to stand and pose. I'll take an hour to get ready before a gig, only to mosh, and thrash, and sweat, and leave the place looking a fucking riot. Get involved!
I favour the PS3 over the XBox360, for obvious reasons (Fuck off if you think otherwise, I will not debate with you.), I prefer world cinema over Hollywood, I'll opt for Studio Ghibli over Disney any day.
Good grammar and spelling are important to me. If you type like a retard, chances are I won't reply to anything you say, even if you're my friend. I can't help it. English is your first language, so it completely boggles my brain that you can't type properly! Laziness is not an excuse for taking every available shortcut. It should just be fucking automatic! It'd take me longer to type abbreviated than it would to type everything out fully. Stop being a bunch of dicks and take pride in your language. Thank you.
I'm an atheist. I'll say nothing further, 'cause I don't want to offend anyone. Final Fantasy is my religion.
I think I've rambled on for long enough, so I'll end this here with some words of wisdom:
DRINK TEA!
