I have Openeritis |
Comedy has fucked me once again. I had a show on Saturday and it was great, awesome crowd that was really into it, I had some new topics that I needed to spew about, all in all a great time, exc...
Posted by Tim Kaelin - Comedian on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 09:40:00 PST |
The Mitchell Report |
Since Roger Clemens has been named in the Mitchell Report as one of the many baseball players who used steroids people are really pissed off and there are debates raging as to whether he belongs in th...
Posted by Tim Kaelin - Comedian on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 04:46:00 PST |
Classmates.com |
Classmates.com is a way for people to reconnect with people they went to high school with. It is a virtual way for people to say "Hey, look at me and all the important things I've accomplished i...
Posted by Tim Kaelin - Comedian on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:55:00 PST |
Unstoppable |
This holiday season my favorite commercial is the Citizens Watch commercials featuring none other than Eli Manning. The theme of the ads is that the watches and the people that wear them are "un...
Posted by Tim Kaelin - Comedian on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 07:20:00 PST |
This Is Our Country!!!! |
According to a report by AP 77% of Americans are happy. Here's the article (http://news.yahoo.com/page/election-2008-political-pulse-vo
ters-mood). Recently I was in the 23% of Americans t...
Posted by Tim Kaelin - Comedian on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:02:00 PST |
This Is Our Country!!!! |
Officials at Disneyland have had to shut down the It's a Small World ride because the tourists have become so heavy they're sinking the boats.Americans weigh about 25 pounds more than they did when th...
Posted by Tim Kaelin - Comedian on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:50:00 PST |
Tool |
Me and a buddy of mine (Hayes) went to the Tool show at the Tweeter Center on Thursday. Absolutely awesome. If you have never seen Tool live you are missing out on one of life's pleasures. We ...
Posted by Tim Kaelin - Comedian on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 10:26:00 PST |
Rummy OUT! |
It would have been really cool if Bush took a page from the American Idol script - the part after someone gets voted off and Seacrest ask them to sing "one more time". At the press conference,...
Posted by Tim Kaelin - Comedian on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 07:46:00 PST |
Vote |
Today is Election Day and this is one man's opinion on one of the major issues.National SecurityThe Republicans claim that if the Democrats win then the Terrorist win and then we are all fucked. For ...
Posted by Tim Kaelin - Comedian on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:40:00 PST |
Fung Wah Buses |
Fung Wah is a private bus company that runs between Chinatown in Boston and NYC. They offer incredibly cheap fares and the service is highly reliable unless the bus is driven by an Asian who has neve...
Posted by Tim Kaelin - Comedian on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:24:00 PST |
