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lauren

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About Me

Heyyy. Im Lauren!! There are three things i am good at: fighting, screwing, and not giving a fuck.
I like to keep things simple..I dont like bitches! Save the drama for your mama!!
I live in St. Louis and i really love it here!! Im really laid back, and im rad as hell! I really like indian casinos..I'm gonna win a million dollars at one...some day. Im obsessed with movies and music. I love my family and friends, they mean the world to me! I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot!! Anywhoo.. I spend way too much money on shoes, which is lame, considering 95 percent of the time i dont even wear shoes! I think im a genious, i remember everything anybody ever says to me..so dont bullshit me, most likely i will call you out on it...I wish I was alive in the 70s. I wish I could have been at woodstock. I dont like taking things too seriously, i think everybody needs to chill out and have a good time. Hmmm...ANYWHOOOOOO. I really like to party!! I will attend any party as long as people are willing to get down!! I love cooking ALOT! I love sleeping all day and partying all night! Roadtrips are the best! I love being with my friends, i wouldnt give up my friends for anything in the world! I love meeting new people too! Hmmm..Im thinking about actually doing something with my life...being the first woman in space, or winning one of those nobel prizes!
rock n roll!

My Interests

- Im from St louis - I fucking loveeeee baseball. - I want to get married in Vegas - If its after 10 pm, its a booty call - I like britney spears ALOT - I fall for guys too easily and when i do it's hard for me to fall out of what i fell in - I dont really like to shower - I love boys covered in tattoos!!! - Nothing impresses me as much as intelligence and humor -I like chinese buffets and salad bars alot - I am jealous of people with alot of money who don't work for it - I want to be on the price is right I DONT LIKE- -bowl cuts -irish punk bands -house plants -when my sidekick is a bitch -public pools -going to jail -white rappers -democrats -backstabbers -michael moore! -john edwards -john kerry -al sharpton! -people with spinners! -people against guns! -people who have children and cant afford them! -leaf blowers and lawnmowers in the morning!I enjoy: being an ice cold killer, running red lights,putting people in their place, wishing I had a time machine so I could have been at woodstock, throwin things, 32 oz miller high life, bud light when I'm rich, natty when im poor, drunk karaoke, roadtrips, avid movie quoting with lindsey, drinking champagne, house parties, beer pong, making bitches feel stupid, hiding from the cops, telling melissa I can't stand country music, but listening to it when I'm alone, photo hunt, hoosier bars, people driving with beer in their laps, drinking beer. strip clubs that serve swordfish, dead bums behind a club, throwing a 32 oz cup of urine out the front passenger window without taking into account the open rear windows and the brisk wind outside the moving vehicle, conspiracy theorists, hot sauce, yoyo champions onstage yo-yo'ing to the music, getting arrested for inciting a riot.

I'd like to meet:

Jim Morrison, Prince Harry, Britney Spears, Pierre Casiraghi.

Music:

Anything country, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, Taylor Swift, Kenny Chesney, Garth Brooks.....THE HIGH COURT!!, STORY OF THE YEAR, A change of pace.. foreigner. scary kids scaring kids. The higher. the sound of animals fighting, boys like girls, the jonbenet. the fall of troy. circa survive. brand new, atreyu, afi, the killers, +44, weezer, the academy is..., gym class heroes, shiny toy guns, cartel, cute is what we aim for, evergreen terrace, adair, heavy heavy low low, he is legend, anberlin, bullets and octane, chiodos, amber pacific, greeley estates, the rocket summer, tons of 70s rock, 80s shit, michael jackson, rush, led zeppelin, phish, grateful dead, bob marley, creedence clearwater revival, bruce springsteen, bob dylan, Jimi Hendrix, 38 special, black sabbath, alice cooper, bob seger, blondie, boston, deep purple, fleetwood mac, cream, eric clapton, eagles, journey, john lennon, aerosmith, kansas, yardbirds, jerry garcia, jethro tull, savoy brown, frank zappa. the who, the beatles, jim morrison, the doors, buffalo springfield, the byrds, richie havens, marshall tucker band, lynard skynard, janice joplin, van morrison, rolling stones, neil diamond, neil young, pink floyd, acdc, QUEEN, steve miller band, ted nugent

Movies:

Jurassic Park, Halloween, Mystic Pizza, Mean Girls, Forrest Gump, Female Trouble, Animal House, How High, Pootie Tang, Casper

Television:

That 70s show, mamas family, dawsons creek, saved by the bell, the o.c, the hills, cops, golden girls, tommy lee goes to college, how to catch a predator, 40 dollars a day, the girls next door, malcolm in the middle

Books:

Paris Hilton's confessions of an heiress

Heroes:

Jesus, my momma, britney spears

My Blog

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