CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE.....TASTE LIKE CRAB....... TALK LIKE PEOPLE! CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE.....TASTE LIKE CRAB....... TALK LIKE PEOPLE! CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE.....TASTE LIKE CRAB....... TALK LIKE PEOPLE! CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE.....TASTE LIKE CRAB....... TALK LIKE PEOPLE! CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE.....TASTE LIKE CRAB....... TALK LIKE PEOPLE!
"we take all types here... no need for a pulse...."but an actively bumpy EEG is mandatory.....Also:
Trash
Horribles, Cadavers, Damned, Blitz, Cramps, Naked & The Dead, TSOL, Penis FlyTrap, Zombina & the Skeletones, Scarecrow NY, Crispin Hellion Glover, Bella Morte, Specimen, Alien Sex Fiend, Birthday Party, DeadBoys, Dwarves, Diana Death, 45 Grave, X, The Independents, Johny Homicide and The Killers, Vladimirs, Nekromantix, Devotchkas, Blitzkid, Tragic Black, Voltaire, Cruxshadows, Brody's Militia....and any Surfrock.
if it has blood, zombies, aliens, Molly Ringwald or Fairuza Balk...I'll sit still for it.
Red Dwarf, Farscape, and anything horror/sci-fi from the eighties I can pirate off Usenet....MISFITS OF SCIENCE!
Wraethu Trilogy, All of the Dune series, Vurt, Pollen, HP Lovecraft, Zombie Survival Guide, The Stranger Beside Me, Love is a Dog from Hell, The Black Death, Pollen, Automated Alice, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Prophet, World's Shortest Stories of Love and Death, The King in Yellow, A Wrinkle in Time, Neuromancer, Grim's Two Fisted Fairy Tales, Worst Case Scenario Survival Guides, Principia Discordia.
Dave Vanian, Dario Argento, Daniel Ash, Tom Waits, Nick Cave, George Romero, Lucio Fulci, Johnny Slut, Dinah Cancer, Frank Herbert, Darth Vader, Zorg, Storm Constantine, Jeff Noon, R.U. Sirius, Franceso De La Morte, Cthulhu, Eshu, Legba, and Eris Calisti Discordia, And last but not least:
HESH WANTS SEX!