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DESTROYER OF WORLDS

You are nothing more to me than my next meal...

About Me

Thanks fools for bringing me back! I won't be defeated again so easy...(UPDATE) That crazy ass mother fu*ker failed to mention ME. Thats right, this is GORDY THE PIMP in the house! This is nothing new, I OWN this town so I own this shit too! GORDY: status : None of your motherfu*king buisness!*****I guess I win! I am the final soul who gets to stay here! Let me pay respect to the ones who passed through here : HORROR GEEK: staus : transended, DESTROYER OF WORLDS: status : ressurected, KEVIN TOOLER: status : stalking Rob the Slasher. There, now you have been updated on the whereabouts of some of the crazy folks who have had this spot on myspace. This is an adventure! Thanks for joining me here!HA! HA! HA! Your old pal Psycho Santa is back with a vengence! Many people thought me destroyed by the Cheerleader of Doom but they were wrong! She only imprisoned me in CHEERWORLD where I fought her evil Doom-bots and was surrounded 24-7 by evil but deliciously curvy cheerleaders! I had SO much fun there, I really don't see why she thought it a punishment for me! I only came back when I saw what she was doing to this world, my homeworld. I am SO stupid, she knew I would enjoy her world! Thats why she sent me there! Time to whip some ass! ( and what a gorgous ass she has) Don't worry I don't beat on women, even evil ones. I do however fight with magic and I am not past zapping evil people with high voltage blast of my special patented chaos bolts! One day I will have my own superhero comic book! Not only am I an awesome superhero, but I give great advice! Come to me with your problems and I will answer your questions!Thats enough about me, I must go save the world now!XXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXTake the quiz: "Which Horror Movie Are You?"

Ringu
You are a risk taker, and are always up for a challenge. You don't care what people say, you'll do what you have to do, and you'll act how you want to act. Screw society, screw what people say - you're gonna live your life the way you want to live it.
If i was a serial killer i would be Jack the Ripper .

Jack the Ripper, by far the most notorious killer of all time. What would drive a man to kill 5 prostitutes, surgically mutilate the bodies, then stop, to never be heard from again? Most of the murders were pretty much the same, the victim had her throat cut and her abdomen exposed, the intestines were placed over her right shoulder and sometimes a kidney or even the heart had been removed.
Jack the RIpper's murders are still unsolved.
Kill count: 5
Find what serial killer you would be, Take the Serial Killer Quiz now! Here is a sneak preview of some of the bloodier moments from my soon to be released movie SLASHERS GONE WILD! .. width="425" height="350" .... COME TO TWISTED NIGHTMARE WEEKEND THIS YEAR AND SEE SLASHERS GONE WILD!..
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You are Strength

Courage, strength, fortitude. Power not arrested in the act of judgement, but passing on to further action, sometimes obstinacy.

This is a card of courage and energy. It represents both the Lion's hot, roaring energy, and the Maiden's steadfast will. The innocent Maiden is unafraid, undaunted, and indomitable. In some cards she opens the lion's mouth, in others she shuts it. Either way, she proves that inner strength is more powerful than raw physical strength. That forces can be controlled and used to score a victory is very close to the message of the Chariot, which might be why, in some decks, it is Justice that is card 8 instead of Strength. With strength you can control not only the situation, but yourself. It is a card about anger and impulse management, about creative answers, leadership and maintaining one's personal honor. It can also stand for a steadfast friend.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.


.. You scored as Cheshire Cat. You love to make no sense. You're a smart aleck and love to play pranks on people. Confusing people to the point of frustration is your main goal in life.

Alice


94%

Cheshire Cat


94%

Tweedle Dee & Dum


88%

White Rabbit


69%

Caterpillar


63%

The Mad Hatter


44%

Queen of Hearts


25%
Which Alice in Wonderland Character are YOU?
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My Interests


Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla**************************************************** ***************************I am a filmmaker who loves to write stories and shoot the most twisted gore soaked horror films EVER! My interest are pretty vast. I am too lazy to re-write them. Maybe someday I will. Werewolves, man you guys have gotta stop prank calling me! As many of you that I have hooked up, you should be THANKING ME! Malkavians?!?! WHERE?!?! I am naked as I type this. I am wearing nothing but a plastic Care Bear mask and I am holding a squirt gun. I AM ALSO COVERED WITH SPIDERS!!!! ARRRRRRRGGGHHH!!! WWHHHYYYY?!?!?! I'm okay now. When I drink Chrysanthemum tea, it calms me makes me forget about my problems. It makes me forget that I AM COVERED WITH MILLIONS OF TINY SPIDERS!!! AAAAAAARRRRRGGGHH!!!!!!! MAKE THEM STOP BITING!!!!!!! You DARE laugh at me?!?!?! You think this is funny? How would you like it if you were covered with spiders? WELL YOU ARE! Get a microscope and look!! THEY ARE THERE!!!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who likes and or wishes to be involved in making horror movies, Werewolves, The Legendary Spider( no wait, uh nevermind ARRRRGH!), The lady that played Snow White in the Rammenstein video Mojo Jojo, One of my religious followers from the future so I can laugh at them ( I am NOT a god, but thanks for having great taste! ), Jamie Monroe, A sexy woman who can cook a delicious chicken pot pie ( I'll marry you!), Other superheros, That sexy brunette that earns her way on my naughty list every year with that specially shaped flashlight that she keeps under her bed. You know who you are and you should e-mail me when you read this.

Music:

Movies:

Nightmares in a Damaged Brain, EARTH VS THE SPIDER IS A TRUE STORY!!!, any of the Freddy movies, all of Peter Jackson's movies, Natural Born Killers, all movies by Terry Gilliam, any good slasher flick from the 80's, Cellar Dweller, Dolls, Re-Animator, all 3 Evil Dead movies, and of course SLASHERS GONE WILD! .. width="425" height="350" ....

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Television:

Buffy, WWE, Teen Titans, Kids Next Door, Angel, Xena, Hercules,Dragon Ball Z, Billy and Mandy, Mr Peevy Show, Supernatural, Smallville, Power Puff Girls, CSI, War of the Worlds ( first season), Fresh Prince of Belair, Jerry Springer, Samurai Champloo, Family Guy, American Dad, That 70's Show, King of Queens, Just Shoot Me, Chappelle Show,Robot Chicken, Wonder Showzen, Paranoia Agent, Dexter's Lab, History Channel, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SPIDERS IN THE TV ROOM??!?!?!?!

Books:

Clive Barkers Books of Blood, Weaveworld, Night Shift, Silver Scream, Stephen King, most short horror story collections.

Heroes:

Jack Bowman, Peter Jackson, Sam Rami, Vince McMahon, Tom Savini, Kimberly, BEZERKO, Jerry Lewis, myself.

My Blog

Your future

I am psychic! I know your future! YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A HORRIBLE SCREAMING SUPERNATURAL DEATH! WITH MY BARE HANDS I AM GOING TO RIP THIS FUCKING PLANET APART! Oh, but not before I unleash untold HOR...
Posted by DESTROYER OF WORLDS on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 06:19:00 PST

War Machine

My belief system is something like this : I will do WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT, HOW I WANT. Okay now let that sink in slowly through your thick skulls. I am the type of person that would sooner destroy ...
Posted by DESTROYER OF WORLDS on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 11:40:00 PST

beyond pain, beyond time

To create you must destroy something. The weak gather in packs because they know that you no longer have use for them. They try to convince you that you can't survive off of them. It is the other way ...
Posted by DESTROYER OF WORLDS on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 10:15:00 PST

IDEEOTS!

Peter Piper playfully picked purple peppers !
Posted by DESTROYER OF WORLDS on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 11:01:00 PST

GODDAMMIT!

  Things are going great.
Posted by DESTROYER OF WORLDS on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 08:04:00 PST

Stories

yeah, I realise that I left you all on a cliffhanger. I never did finish the story about the witch. The fact that I am still alive should tell you what happened. At some point I am going to pick up wh...
Posted by DESTROYER OF WORLDS on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:45:00 PST

Life in General

My birthday was great. Everybody that I wanted to hear from I heard from. This new movie that I am working on is going slowly but it will pick up soon after the script is formatted. I look forward to...
Posted by DESTROYER OF WORLDS on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 10:45:00 PST

Confessions

Ah, how easily I steal your secrets. I am going to suck the life from your soul. You can beg me for mercy and I will laugh. Soon...
Posted by DESTROYER OF WORLDS on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:08:00 PST

EMO RULES!

I have decided to start my own Emo band! Right now I am slitting my wrist to get myself into the Emo mode! I am going to get some eyeliner and some black lip gloss! I might even paint my nails black! ...
Posted by DESTROYER OF WORLDS on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:12:00 PST

Wonderful World of Advice

People think that just because I like to be goofy, that I cannot be taken seriously as a superhero. Like the comedy factor somehow erodes the fact that I have saved the planet many many times. Hey we ...
Posted by DESTROYER OF WORLDS on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:11:00 PST