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thalidomide baby (typhoid kelly)

she blew my mind behind the record machine.....

About Me

theres nothing left alive but a pair of glassy eyes.

My Interests

the worlds largest thermometer. (i found it in the desert between vegas and san diego at a place called the bun boy resort), nuns having fun, taping my head to inanimate objects, punk rock, psychobilly, rockabilly, hydrobilly (swimming with guys named billy), travel, convincing my neighbors i have multiple personality disorder, making fun of people in comas, living, learning, using fake blood as the ultimate accessory.
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I'd like to meet:

porn stars (rob/rachel rotten esp.) and little john. oh and boys with good hair and rolled up jeans.

Music:

alien sex fiend, social distortion, betty blowtorch, nick cave, tsol, gary numan, bella morte, the cadavers, bauhaus, rozz williams, jack off jill, london after midnight, , lou reed, penis flytrap, 45 grave, skinny puppy, sisters of mercy, the sex pistols, the misfits, the cramps, iggy pop, the clash, the ramones, nashville pussy, adam ant, the dwarves, necromantix, sheep on drugs, billy idol, portishead, nina hagen, lydia lunch, the creatures, tones on tail, karen finley, the boredoms, tsol, pig, pigface, independents, zombina and the skeletones, elvis, diamanda galas, royal crown revue, plenty more..just ask.......

Movies:

spun, requiem for a dream, midnight in the garden of good and evil, pieces, tromeo and juliet, texas chainsaw massacre 2, american history x, suicide kings, orgy of the dead, sexploitation films, heathers, lost boys, cry baby, saw, house of a thousand corpses, night of the living dead, stacey, any cheesy zombie flick

Television:

you mean that box with the moving pictures in it? i use it for movies....however i do hear they are having a horror channel that i might have to check out.

Books:

ive been reading nick cave's books.....gosh i wanna marry him...even though he would kill me.

Heroes:

motley crue, dee snider/johnny pieplow, traci lords, and anyone else with big hair that survived the 80s.

My Blog

mexico.....can you handle it?

so i got my flight schedule.  i leave april 15th-april 21st.  leaving out of indy for mexico.  now i have to find my birth certificate and get a passport.  kristin and i made a de...
Posted by thalidomide baby on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:14:00 PST

the one time i'm not a bitch....

alright, so we all know my ex is a bit dramatic. like emo goth eyeliner and razorblades (ok so i never actually saw him in eyeliner...but i did see a picture of it).  he has turned a factual stat...
Posted by thalidomide baby on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 11:48:00 PST

one halloween to the next.

yes this is me last halloween vs. this halloween. 60 lbs less ...
Posted by thalidomide baby on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:17:00 PST

for the love of my uvula

i have strep....causing much pain, redness and a swallen uvula (aka hangy down thing at the back of one's throat).  at one point i nearly choked on this beast living in the back of my throat.&nbs...
Posted by thalidomide baby on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 03:59:00 PST

pictures from louisville! (huge pictures...dialup warned)

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Posted by thalidomide baby on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 11:42:00 PST

really old pix of myself (stolen from baronvonmonkey)

sometimes its good to look back and laugh. heres something to give everyone a good chuckle. halloween party when i was 15 or 16. we got in trouble later that night for sneaking in mad dog. http:...
Posted by thalidomide baby on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 06:04:00 PST

declaration of freedom from inside a bottle...repost

when seeking out a relationship there are a few things that i demand. generally respect...yes, respect. there are certain behaviors that i find unacceptable from a possible significant other. here is ...
Posted by thalidomide baby on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 05:11:00 PST

valentines day through my eyes

as i curl up with my bottle of nyquil and tissues i will tell you what this holiday means for me. i see this as a government conspiracy to increase population by making married people do it at leas...
Posted by thalidomide baby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

friends dont let friends make babies

alright...there seems to be a rash of pregnancy hitting my area. this one is dedicated to my horribly fertile guy friends. so do junkies randomly fall on needles and relaspse? then why is it an acc...
Posted by thalidomide baby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

and its all a blur....

I've been been on a mission for the last few days re-do my photo albums. Being thrown down memory lane in a way. Looking at faces that have long since died, moved, or changed. It has given me a gli...
Posted by thalidomide baby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST