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odyessey

You threw away our 3 year relationship for a chauffeur, a butler, and a slut who eats buttons?!

About Me

I LIKE TO PARTY & HAVE A GOOD TIME. I DO WHAT EVER I WANT, WHEN EVER I WANT, AND I DON'T REALLY CARE WHAT YOU THINK!!!!!I DON'T BELIEVE IN CHRISTIANITY, MY MOTHER, CONSERVATIVISM, MARRIAGE, MONOGAMY, GEORGE BUSH OR MOTHER FUCKING SANTA CLAUS! HOWEVER, I DO BELIEVE IN THINKING FOR MYSELF!!!!!I LOVE MY FRIENDS, MY DAD, MY PETS, MY MUSIC, MY BOYFRIEND, MY EDUCATION AND MY BEER!!!!!I HATE STUPID PEOPLE, RACISTS, SEXISTS, TOOLS, YUPPIE SCUM, HOMOPHOBIC BASTARDS, NAZI'S, AND PRETTY MUCH ANY OTHER KIND OF MINDLESS, THOUGHTLESS, PREJUDICED HATERS ONE CAN THINK OF....I GUESS YOU COULD SAY I'M THE HATER OF HATERS! THEREFORE, I WILL RUN CIRCLES AROUND YOUR TINY LITTLE BRAIN BECAUSE I LOVE TO DEBATE AND I'M SMARTER THAN YOU!!!!

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Angelina Jolie because she is the hottest person on the planet...and bi-sexual(so you're saying there's a chance!?...), Madonna, because without her I would not be me, Robert Smith because he's a musical genius, Roger Waters because he's a musical genius, Paris Hilton so I could bitch slap her in the face, Brittany Spears so I could whip out my strap on & stick her up the butt, Gwen Stefani so I could punch her in the grill, Angelina Jolie, again,( this time I would not let her escape me ), Trey Parker because he is my soul mate, James Taylor so I could smoke a "J" with him, Fiona Apple so I could get singing lessons from her, Vince Neil because he was my first love Most importantly, I'd like to meet George "Dubya" Bush...for reasons that might get me thrown into a torture chamber if I were to say out loud....
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Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 07:22:00 GMT

Now, THIS is how to give a compliment...

At first, I wasn't going to blog this e-mail. I usually only blog people that are idiots (except for that Tony Slim Bony guy...hahaha). However, I really thought this was a very pimpin' e-mail...I mea...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 14:45:00 GMT

Finally...some humour!

Out of all the assholes and dumbasses that I get e-mails from every day hitting on me and being obnoxious, none of them ever really get it. I mean, all the e-mails I get are pretensious smoke blowing ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 13:58:00 GMT

How to render me speechless...

I don't know what the hell this is about! And please, if anyone has any ideas as to what the fuck is going on here....let me know!   The ROZZMAN Cometh! Date: Feb 10, 2006 6:15 PM Flag&n...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 13:49:00 GMT

telling me I'm hot won't make me fuck you...

Damnit...why do I seem to get all the assholes? I'm not even going to explain the issue, just look at this....   From: Brad Date: Jan 27, 2006 9:17 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ] ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 21:15:00 GMT

Newsflash...your weiner is more impressive to you than me...

Oh my god... this guy has got to be fucking kidding!!! I won't go on or say too much...I have confidence that it all speaks for itself....     Mail CenterRead Mail Bright Idea: [St...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 21:24:00 GMT

Great minds think alike...and so do we...

See, these are the cynical types of assholes that I hang out with. To explain, I will reveal a blog that one of my best friends made after opening his "my space" account. I believe that people will ge...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 19:16:00 GMT

This guy is just asking for it...

Ok...I love this shit....I love the dumb asses that write a chain e-mail, & send it to every bitch on my space. & I know that's what this dude did b/c there is NO WAY that, like he said in his...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 16:37:00 GMT

The guy I'm dating doesn't care, so why the fuck should you??!!

I had a sexual encounter with a good friend of mine the other nite, and appearently it has upset some of our mutual "friends." The question that I have not the answer to is "why?" It's not like our en...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 04:14:00 GMT

some people are so full of shit they blow smoke up their own asses...

Okay.....I thought this was great.....I don't know about anyone else, but....well...you know what, I won't say anything else about this....let me just explain. I received this message tonite from a pi...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 01:06:00 GMT