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PK

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

About Me



I like to create something out of nothing. I talk to the mountains, and they talk back to me. I have an anthropomorphization obsession. Therefore, I am never alone...

My Interests

Writing stuff, playing stuff, singing stuff, penguins, teeny cars, teeny whales

I'd like to meet:

Another person in the world who loves Jack Nitzscshe. And someone who can explain to me why it's fair that I can't sing like Dusty Springfield or Colin Blunstone.

Music:

The Zombies, Jack Nitzsche, Ennio Moricone, The Bee Gees, Jacques Brel, Dmitri Shostakovich, Dusty Springfield, The Divine Comedy, Cathal Coughlan, Rodgers and Hart, Scott Walker, The Left Banke, A Girl Called Eddy, George Gershwin, Thomas and Richard Frost,Burt Bacharach, Randy Newman, Duran Duran, Margo Guryan, Queen, Decembrists, Ad Frank

Movies:

Theremin, Harold and Maude, Anything by Sergio Leone, all the Planet of the Apes except the new one, Prick up Your Ears, The Manchurian Candidate (the original)...

Television:

The Twilight Zone, The Prisoner, Night Gallery, Home Movies, Cosmos, SIX FEET UNDER!

Books:

One Hundred Years of Solitude, The Master and Margarita, In Cold Blood, The Big Book of Beastly Mispronunciations, David Sedaris

Heroes:

Rod Serling, Carole King, Carol Kaye, Jack Nitzsche, Patrick McGoohan, Carl Sagan, Anne Dudley, Ennio Morricone

My Blog

As if Dennis DeYoung was striking me down,

My iPod shat the bed yesterday. Just froze up on me. Wouldn't reboot.Just died.My penance is 10 Sailing Aways and 5 Mr. Robotos while genuflecting to Pieces of Eight.
Posted by PK on Thu, 01 May 2008 08:38:00 PST

ELOoookay!

I'm always in an asseous mood in the morning when I have to go to work. (The day job I hope to shed within a few months ,at most...) I like to listen to Pandora but sometimes they get all shitty and ...
Posted by PK on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:30:00 PST

Celebrity spawn are useless - now in Haiku!

Tonight I decided I have some major house cleaning to do. So I put on my crappy clothes, pin my hair up, nuke a cup of coffee, and immediately go online to procrastinate. And boy, did I get some good ...
Posted by PK on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 08:27:00 PST

The letter Q - UPDATE!

The web gave me no satisfaction, nor did my minions who sere searching finding anything fruitful. However, two real, tangible PAPER dictionaries concur: The spelling for the letter Q is.....CUE!Cue. c...
Posted by PK on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 08:10:00 PST

For the love of Christ and all his apostles

How the FUCKING FUCK do you spell the letter "Q?"I’ve spent a half hour on Google and found nothing. Scrabble dictionary, nothing. Regular dictionary, nothing. It isn’t kyoo, kyu, cue, que...
Posted by PK on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:53:00 PST

a question...

What social malady exists that education cannot cure?
Posted by PK on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:45:00 PST

The Game of Life in Fernwood, Ohio

Oh, it's on, bitches. It. Is. On. ...
Posted by PK on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:35:00 PST

I implore you to read...

This is especially for those of you in states yet to have primaries...though I think it's a must-read for everyone. It's rare for me to post anything political, but this is important. It's quite a lux...
Posted by PK on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:51:00 PST

Ugly, stupid questions I ask myself.

I often grouse about the fact that I wasn't born beautiful. I mean really really beautiful, model beautiful, traffic-accident-causing beautiful. Sure I can pull it out sometimes, but am not, and never...
Posted by PK on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 12:39:00 PST

Shite-tanic! or This Damn Ship has Sunk Us

Christmas was a blast. We stayed in LA. Just friends, no family. I certainly love my family and I did have a couple phases of bummedness because I wouldn't be with them, but they stopped as soon as Ev...
Posted by PK on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 10:32:00 PST