Reposting of Cruise Diary |
So, I've reached the cutoff point on my MySpace blog, which cuts my cruise diary off in the middle. Since I just can't let that traumatic experience go, I am reposting the whole thing right here...
Posted by McDrink on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:10:00 PST |
Words |
Okay.
So last week I learned that three out of five members of the Fast Easy Women cannot correctly identify a single lyric to any Ad Frank song.
This offends me for reasons that seem obvious ...
Posted by McDrink on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:20:00 PST |
Farewell Glass Slipper |
As you know, Ad Frank is a man whose life is deeply rooted in tradition and ritual.
Unfortunately, the owners ot the Glass Slipper care nothing for tradition and ritual. Fortunately, someone war...
Posted by McDrink on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 11:03:00 PST |
New Poll--For Male Feminist Sympathisers Only! |
Who would win in a fight--Ted Hughes or Diego Rivera?
Posted by McDrink on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 10:53:00 PST |
Aznavour.... |
kicked arse last night. Thanks for the birthday present, Mom.
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Posted by McDrink on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 12:06:00 PST |
Calling all Conspiracy Theorists. |
Okay. Eight weeks away from the Republican Party finally having to pay a bit for its sociopathic dismissal of the middle class and its psychopathic hatred of the poor, and gas prices start plumm...
Posted by McDrink on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:03:00 PST |
Last day. I am become a name... |
"I cannot rest from travel: I will drinkLife to the lees: all times I have enjoy'dGreatly, have suffer'd greatly, both with thoseThat loved me, and alone; on shore, and whenThro' scudding drifts the r...
Posted by McDrink on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 03:08:00 PST |
Day 5: The Love Boat Promises Something For Everyone. |
Day 5
Thursday, September 7th
Craponit. I missed the faux-Village People. The one night I don't go to the disco. I knew it was happening, but it didn't occur to me that it wou...
Posted by McDrink on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 12:19:00 PST |
Day 4: The Migraine What Saved My Life |
Day Four
Wednesday, September 6th
Bret, thank Christ, has a migraine today, so I don't have to worry about cracking my head open on a moped.
The family, sans Bret, take the boat to Hamil...
Posted by McDrink on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 06:43:00 PST |
Day 3. I feel so broke up. |
Day 3
Tuesday, September 5th
Today I am thrown off the ship for jacking off in the hot tub.
Okay, that is a lie. It is actually amazing how well I am coping with maintaining my Pur...
Posted by McDrink on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 07:43:00 PST |
