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shari

I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people... Well, actually, it's more of a guide

About Me

I want to be on a game show. My preference would be Match Game '75 (with Charles Nelson Reilly, Brett Somers, Betty White, Richard Dawson, and any two others), but since that ain't happenin', any one will do.

I serve drinks for a living.

I like me a good nap.

I have a 22 pound cat.

Someday, I will have a Chihuahua whom I will name Agador Sparticus.

My Interests

knitting; ninjas; bourbon; monkeys!; baseball; useless trivia; Scrabble - or any word game for that matter; glittery sparkly things; Vegas; Edward Gorey; old monster movies.

I'd like to meet:



And Charles Nelson Reilly. Or a reasonable facsimile thereof.

And Adam Savage. He makes me weak in the knees.

And Jeremy Piven. He so needs to be my boyfriend. Seriously.

And a real life, honest-to-goodness ninja.

Music:

The Jam, The Wrens, Mittens, Mando Diao, Hooray For Earth, Astrud Gilberto, The Postal Service, Paula Kelley, The Shins, Devin Davis, Okkervil River, Adam Green, Johnny Cash, Ad Frank, Scott Walker, Nancy Sinatra, Bruce Springsteen, Johnny Cash, The Bon Savants, Beck

Movies:

Harold and Maude, Barbarella, Auntie Mame, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, all the Christopher Guest mockumentories, Faster Pussycat-Kill! Kill!, Breakfast at Tiffany's, any Godzilla movie(except 1998), Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolfe?, Young Frankenstein.

(Apparently, the movie must prove itself over several viewings to fall into the favorites category for me.)

More recently: Little Miss Sunshine, The Aristocrats, and yes, I liked the Borat.

Television:

I'm such a sucker for the medical/science channels, drives the roomie crazy, it does. And documentaries, of any kind really.

Books:

Reference books - yes, as in medical encyclopedias, dictionaries, thesauri, manuals, atlases, compendia, and the like. That's right.........big dork.

But also: The Every Boy by Dana Adam Shapiro, Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers by Mary Roach

My Blog

fun for today

I just checked my work email and found this: Hi shari,You have a cool last name.  you belong in Lord of the Rings.Best. Job. Ever....
Posted by shari on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:01:00 PST

and now, a little baseball

More accurately, a little Dustin Pedroia.*sigh*(photo by pape)I love him. And no, I'm not a bandwagon jumper, I have loved him since early on, but it is true that my baby boy is just starting to hit h...
Posted by shari on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 10:22:00 PST

when shari drinks

Apparently, I left this message on Phil's voicemail Friday night:"It's 1:15, and you're not motherfuckin' here. I called you, and I got your stupid machine, and we're here, and you're not here, and th...
Posted by shari on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:15:00 PST

warning: gore

So, last night at work, I had me a little accident...I cut off the top of my finger. Rest assured, there are no random biological samples ready to be found in, say, a lovely gin and tonic; I found the...
Posted by shari on Tue, 09 May 2006 12:07:00 PST

stupid waste of time survey thingy

A - Available?: For what, exactly?A - Age: Hah!A - Annoyance: That stupid new Dunkin' Donuts commercial, for one.B - Best Friends?: They're in my top 8, baby. Plus my sister.B - Bar: Lately I've been ...
Posted by shari on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 12:04:00 PST

oh, it's a happy time for me

Those of you who know me know that nothing, and I mean nothing, makes me happier than a day at home with coffee, knitting, and the Discovery Channels. Yes, channels. Science, Health, plain 'ol Discove...
Posted by shari on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 06:10:00 PST

i'm cultivating a new look

I'm calling it "senior fabulous". This all started yesterday with the purchase of this hot little number:(There were matching pants as well, but i passed on those.)I love it so hard. So, the look will...
Posted by shari on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 06:18:00 PST

thank you

I just wanted to send out a quick thank you to those of you who have expressed concern over my sick kitty, Sam. The nice thoughts have definitely helped. Here's the latest: (I'll preface this by s...
Posted by shari on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 02:29:00 PST

sick ain't pretty

And boy howdy, do I have the pictures to prove it! Jonny-boy and his Vapor Shot Me-n-m'tea It seems a nasty cold/flu has attacked both the roomie and myself and it's holding us hostage...
Posted by shari on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 06:59:00 PST

just a reminder


Posted by shari on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 06:34:00 PST