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John

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About Me


You're a Balanced-brained!
I was born in 1876, on the island of Tonga, in the South Pacific. Upon birth, I was named "Miki Aka Pinaloa Kafa Ola," which roughly translates to "supremely well endowed God among men. After one too many indiscretions with the wives, daughters and sisters of the tribal chieftains, I sailed the high seats and the black pirate Robert, where I plunded all manners of booter for nearly 125 years. Shortly thereafter, I landed in southern california, where my flexible morality and excellent thetan levels have severed me well.Currently, I am a Actor. Writer. Producer. Director.Lover. Fighter. Visionary.My first born child's name is Manduka. He doesn't exist yet, but that's his name. People compliment me on my hair cut, which is weird, because I'm bald. I am well versed in the art of rhetoric. And oratory. I am funnier than hell, and currently pursuing my black belt, a higher level of understanding, and I'm obsessed with learning to do the splits and advanced yoga poses, such as headstand. I am well educated, and versed in a great many subjects, but rarely will you hear my opinions, as I like to play my cards very close to my chest. Not because I'm afraid of what you think(I don't care), but rather because I believe in MYSTERY. That, and it's really funny to watch people misinterpret me. Many people have preconceived notions of me that are too delicious for words, but I won't stay silent forever, and rest assured, you'll never see it coming.I am too much of a smart-ass for my own good. But I enjoy pushing your buttons. Let's get something straight. Just because you're hot doesn't mean I'm attracted to you. Hot women are a dime a dozen in Los Angeles. Seriously. So don't even go there. Seriously, cause I'm not that guy. And having a degree doesn't necessarily mean you are smart, either. None of that counts. If you have to ask what counts... you probably don't have it. I live how I want, and I know I'm basically a good person who sometimes makes mistakes like trampling over people. I love kissing. It's a lost art. And I have mastered it. Have you ever kissed someone (that you actually liked, not just some you were going to sleep with?) It's awesome. You only live once, but if you live like I do, once is more than enough.All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not. I love to learn about things and people. I love social dynamics. I don't beleive in much, but I do believe Guns N Roses will release Chinese Democracy before I die, though the clock is ticking...Artists, original, and creative people have always intrigued me. I do not care about a person’s occupation (caveat: unless they are a drug dealer, hitman, or one of those people who still blame Nader for costing the democrats the 2000 and 2004 elections - Seriously. Ashcroft lost an election to a DEAD GUY and you don't hear him bitching about it, do you?) or their social status. If we can share a stimulating conversation, have a common interest that makes us laugh, or just experience an intangible vibration between each other, I am open to new relationships. I like people who have passion, desire, and curiosity for life and experiences. Everyone has a dream. I like people who go for it. If you know who you are (or at least working on it) - you have integrity - you are passionate about something - you are authentic, let's chat. People who can be real, take risks, be honest, and accept me for my shortcomings are always on my Christmas list. If I had one. I don't. What I do have, is a relationship blog: dicksinthecity.blogspot.com, where I explain men to women. Why? Because as clueless as some men can be about women, women know even WAY LESS about guys than they think they do.
Try the BEST I'm Brad Pitt. The question is who are you: Jennifer or Angelina?

My Interests

Acting, Writing, Improv, Producing, Directing, Gluttony, Sloth

I'd like to meet:

I’m seeking a like-minded woman to share a disastrous 3-9 month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings. I am looking for an attractive female who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead her to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we’re lucky - both!

Music:

Wayne Newton, Dolly Parton, Marilyn Manson, Sublime, Kathleen Turner Overdrive, The Urge, Thin Lizard Dawn, Faith +1, The Verve Pipe, Guns and fucking Roses, RHCP, Led Zepplin

Movies:


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Television:


Nickelback Lyrics

Books:

No Logo, Scar Tissue, Discover Your Inner Economist

Heroes:

Q, Melvin Van Peebles

My Blog

Lent less reshoot pics are up

One reshoot down, one to go....
Posted by John on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 06:44:00 PST

dicksinthecity.blogspot.com

I posted a new one on Monday the 11th, and I plan on posting a new one on a weekly basis, one each Monday.Got questions or suggestions for future topics? Post a comment here and your questions shall b...
Posted by John on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:19:00 PST

Funny or die...

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Posted by John on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:43:00 PST