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Donny Ray

That String Of Likker Store Hold Ups Out In West Texas Was'nt Me!

About Me

Alright so I'm a Pirate, I'm also a comeplete "Braying Jackass" of a man. Totally self absorbed, vain as a Peacock. I take a bath Twice'd a month wuther I need to or not { just like everbody else } I'm the only Hell my momma ever raised and I ain't never seen a likker store that cain't be robbed. The last woman I loved shot me five times,I still love her...When I ain't gittin shot at I play music.

My Interests

Writing/Playing music.Seeing films,Art museums,dancing,chorography of swordfights. Long distance precision shooting { target only,nothin' against hunting, I just can't bring myself to shoot Bambi }

I'd like to meet:

Someone who knows how to sew up Sword/Bullit holes.

Music:

Mine,The Rolling Stones,Steve Earle,Buck Owens,George Jones,Hank Sr.,The Werewolves,Classical,Flaminco,Bluegrass and anything "Roots Rock"

Movies:

Peter Jacksons "King Kong",Patton,Saving Private Ryann,Slingblade,Any John Wayne film,any movie with a Pirate in it.

Television:

History channel,A&E,Discovery Channel,Lost,24,Heroes,Cops

Books:

The Bible, anything written by Larry Mcmurtry and Louis L'amour

Heroes:

God,Jesus,Quanna Parker,Blackbeard,General George S.Patton and anyone who ever has,is and ever will have the balls to pick up a weapon and defend the United States Of America.

My Blog

Pirate

 P- plays well with others  I- iratable at most times  R- rough and ready  A- aware of past and present troubles  T- tough and tender  E- ever-ready "PIRATE"  Donny ...
Posted by Donny Ray on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 01:50:00 PST

Our Common Struggle

 When strangers join in laughter,spirits unite.  In  our tears,there lies the crystal clear beauty of our souls.  In Valor,there is hope.  In hope,there is kindness. &nbs...
Posted by Donny Ray on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 07:14:00 PST

Proper Horse Thievery

 As I am one who truly cares for my fellow Man here are the 9 rules for the proper stealing of a Horse. 1. Do not under any circumstances yell "YIPPIE-KI-YAY" after mounting said u...
Posted by Donny Ray on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 04:16:00 PST

Absynthe,Tequila,Whiskey,Gunpowder and Pirates

 Through recent dangerous and Ill thought out experimentations that could be considered highly immaginative in thier stupidity yet comepletely devoid of any regard for personal safety or the Law,...
Posted by Donny Ray on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 03:41:00 PST

"The Ballad Of The Side Show Freaks"

 He had two heads,she had three feet, She was a gypsy,He was Siamese, He loved and he promised,they would marry, So goes the Ballad,Of the Side Show Freaks.  But then there was "Bo-Bo",...
Posted by Donny Ray on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:28:00 PST

"A Poem for Ye' "

"Roses is red'n Violets is blue", "I'm gonna rob the Shit outta you" DRF ...
Posted by Donny Ray on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 09:48:00 PST

"Damn The Luck"

Well lets see, In the last two weeks I've had three horses shot clean out from underneath me, got a piece'O my ear cut off in a knifefight { card game, went south on me, Damn... } and four out of the ...
Posted by Donny Ray on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 10:17:00 PST