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About Me

When I was a young boy at the age of five, my mother said I'll be the greatest man alive. But now I'm a man. Way past 21. I want you to believe me ladies we'll have a lots of fun. Because I'm a man. It's spelled M-A-N. That represents MAN. Not B-O-Y. That spells mannish boy. But I'm a man. A full grown man. I'm a rolling stone. I'm a man. A hoochie coochie man.

My Interests

sex with girls, playing music

I'd like to meet:

I don't care. Just don't be stupid.

Music:

yes

Movies:

Moving Violations, Stewardress School, Back to the Future, 1941, Used Cars, Honky Tonk Freeway.

Television:

Charlie's Angels, Soap, Get a Life, People's Court (Wopner era)

Books:

Anything by Sergio Aragones.

My Blog

budget rock v

holy shit - I'm wrecked. great times. There was actually people there for the Silver Kings set at 3:30p on Sunday. We actually played pretty decent considering we haven't practiced i...
Posted by Petey J. Cool on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:15:00 PST

vodka sauce

Is anyone else with me that the vodka sauce at Trader Joe's is the most delectable substance known to man? I could eat it like soup. I'm cooking up some pasta and vodka sauce with linquica...
Posted by Petey J. Cool on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 06:01:00 PST

Football Season Is Over

Hunter S. Thompson's suicide note: "No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I neede...
Posted by Petey J. Cool on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 03:59:00 PST

Lots o'work, lots o'play

Goddamn I'm one busy mofo these days: I started a new job a couple weeks ago that requires 40 hours no matter what and hopes for 60 hours out of me. I moved into a new apartment last week....
Posted by Petey J. Cool on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I have special needs

I'm theoretically moving at the end of the month to a new apartment and because I've been sharing houses for the last 6 years I now own almost nothing. Not one fork, knife, spoon, glass, plate, ...
Posted by Petey J. Cool on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hey tweakers!

You're not fooling anybody. We all know you are on meth. There is some tiny little part of my heart that holds some sympathy for you, but mostly you all totally disgust me. Sorry - I bet some of...
Posted by Petey J. Cool on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hold my calls

If you need me I'll be in Hawaii drinking booze out of coconuts until the 25th. I hope I wake up and make my flight. I better go.
Posted by Petey J. Cool on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I've got more news for America

The taqueria by my house is offering fried chicken as a special the other day. I'm not a huge fried chicken fan or nothing and have been eliminating most fried foods these days, but after the hamburgu...
Posted by Petey J. Cool on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I've got news for America

Mexicans do a better burger. Seriously. Check it out - go to a taqueria and order the hamburguesa. You won't regret it.
Posted by Petey J. Cool on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

super long life update spectacular

I'm not sure anybody reads this stuff (I think you all agreed to be my e-friend just to be nice), but if you care what is going on in the weird and wonderful world of Patrick (that's my real name) the...
Posted by Petey J. Cool on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST