Old people start fires |
Wrong place at the wrong time? ... Old people start fires....
Posted by Michael on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:06:00 PST |
King Faisal |
Operator: Hello is this King Faisal?King Faisal: Yes - Who is this?Operator: This is AT&T calling - we want to tell you about our special: " Hottest Summer ever package."King Faisal:...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 06:22:00 PST |
Thanks everybody for being so supportive of my blog! |
It's really nice to know that what I have to say has an audience! And that people seem to come back for more. -Michael
Posted by Michael on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 10:27:00 PST |
Zaettman concrns |
Girl: But father, I love Zaettman!Father: You love him? Are you serious?Girl: As a heart attack.Father: wow, pao!Girl: Don't get your jazz tongue right now Dad, I need a real a dad.Father: I just don'...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:03:00 PST |
Sarcastic suicide note (not real) |
Hey, everybody.I'm sooo sorry for my role in your life. Seems like I never got it right. It must have been sooo hard for you. Oh boy, I'm sooo sorry.Also, thanks sooo much for your participation in my...
Posted by Michael on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 03:16:00 PST |
Jabba the Butt |
Extra, extra, read all about it: Jabba the Butt. Big but cuts the lies in half by cutting the cheese.My best friend Jabba the Butt paves the way for my devastating observation with his unfortunate gas...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 01:31:00 PST |
Steadman's wake |
STEADMAN: "Oprah, this is Steadman (sigh)... I can't do this anymoreTHE NEXT DAYTABITHA: "Steadman, did you tell Oprah?"STEADMAN: "(Sigh) Yeah, I did."TABITHA: "What did she say?"STEADMAN: "She said ...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 21 May 2007 02:27:00 PST |
