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Kelly

Can it wait til tommorrow?

About Me

Schadenfreude is my favorite word and the reason why I love reality television. I also enjoy air conditioning, gambling, escalators, cheesy 80's music, and Diet Dr. Pepper. Turnoffs include nipple rings, sour candy, people who list being a christian as one of their good qualities, and soul patches.

My Interests

I like tv, theater, traveling, and trying to play poker. Nobody buys that "hiking, biking, anything outdoors" crap anyway.

I'd like to meet:

Alan Cumming, Bill Maher, Charlie Kaufman, George Bush (only if kicking is allowed), and Tina Fey.Anti Bush Myspace

Music:

Pretty much anything but country or Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Movies:

I like independent, comedies, sci-fi, and animated movies. Favorites include Being John Malkovich, Ghost World, Napoleon Dynamite, Anchorman, Saved, Wet Hot American Summer, and the South Park Movie.

Television:

I love all tv except soaps and talk shows. Heroes, America's Next Top Model, Veronica Mars, Arrested Development, Amazing Race, the Brady Bunch, Scrubs, Survivor, House, Project Runway, Judge Judy, Nip/Tuck, and Lost.

Books:

The last books I read were The Da Vinci Code and Brave New World. Sitting unfinished on my bookshelf are Live From New York, a Howard Hughes Bio, and Wicked. Maybe some year I will finish one of them.

Heroes:

Seriously, people really have heroes? Can I say Buffy?

My Blog

Can I use "Blogthings" on my resume?

Your IQ Is 130   Your Logical Intelligence is Below AverageYour Verbal Intelligence is GeniusYour Mathematical Intelligence is GeniusYour General Knowledge is Above Average A'>http://www.blo...
Posted by Kelly on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 01:35:00 PST

Mexicans

I don't hate them.   That's all.
Posted by Kelly on Fri, 26 May 2006 03:23:00 PST

Good Friday

If we must close our office to celebrate the death of Jesus, here are some other (more recently) dead people we can celebrate: Richard Nixon 4/22/1994Thurgood Marshall 1/24/1993Prince Rainier&nbs...
Posted by Kelly on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 09:15:00 PST

Is hell exothermic or endothermic?

I did not write this, but found it humorous: First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls ...
Posted by Kelly on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 02:15:00 PST

Exorcisms for dummies

The custom of saying "God bless you" to someone suffering from a cold and given to the occasional sneeze goes back to an old belief. The essence of this superstition is centered in the belief that a d...
Posted by Kelly on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 09:52:00 PST