Im retarded and it terns out when you convert youre myspace page to a music one thers no going back. Wich is also retarded so im gonna do my best to make it look like a personal one as I have to much time on my hands:
1st, I dont spell like this cos I think its cool or hip or fly. I do it cos my brain dusent know any better.
2nd, I alone AM NOT a band.
GENRAL BORING CRAP YOUR NOT INTERESTED IN (LET THE SELF INDULGENCE BEGIN!):
I LOVE real coffee. I HATE all the self richis pricks who started, voted or saport the smokeing ban. I drink "a bit to much" and have grown a beer belly. Im blatently a norotic moron. I have miuld OCD and if I wink with one eye I must then do it with the other. If it was dun longer or tighter with one eye than the other then it must be balenced out. This can take quite a wile. I have a tendency to get naked. Im curently hungrey.
MUSIC:
Iv wasted the best part of 7 years trying and failing to create the most generic / pop / punk-rock band the world has eaver seen. I like to call us THE ATOMS. Over the past year or so Iv been doing 2nd guitare for the Bermingham based pop-punk band THE HUNCHBACKS. I did a 2 week crash corse in Keabord playing and blaged my way onto the new GRISWALDS album, backing vocals on the TERRESTREALS EP and ocashenely get so drunk I convince my self I can play acusdic guitare also. The main floor of that being I neaver know wether ill sing like a high piched girl or a deap dawn, 10th rate, Johhny Cash fan boy. Ither way im pritty crap.
4 MUSICAL FACTS:
1) YOU DONT NEAD ANY TALENT AT ALL TO BE IN A BAND.
2) IF THE CRAZZY NOSHEN HAS EAVER ENTED YOUR MINED THAT THE RAMONES WERNT THE BEST BAND TO EAVER LIVE YOU HAVE NO MUSICAL OPINYON WHAT SO EAVER.
3) A "ROCK STAR" IS THE TECHNICAL TERM FOR "ARIGANT WANKER".
4) THE BEST BANDS TO EAVER EGZIST ACORDING TO THE ONLY MUSIC VOTEING POLE TO COUNT:
Hank Willeams, Screeching Weasel. Buddy Holly, Ramones, Beatnik Termites, Zeke, Locast, Beach Boys, Johnny Cash, New Bomb Terks, Queers, Sloppy Seconds, White Zombie, Toys That Kill, Dwarves, Nobodys, Jeffrey Louis, Adam Green and Coler Me Bad.
I ALSO LIKE FILMS!!!!
Ocashenaly I make short films. THE MAN WITH THE EXPLODING BELLY is my first Directors peace. I wanted to enter a film into the MAYHEM festival in Nottingham. I had a script and I thort we had 2 weeks to do it. Terned out we actualy had TWO DAYS to have it handed in for submishen. I cut it dawn, re-named and roat a theme tune for it then we fimed, edited and drove it to Nottingham im two days. It ended up at 3 film festivals in the U.K and some haw ended up at one in Ostralea! Fuck knows haw. Any way, if you want to see it then its hear:
I went on a film corse for a short wile but being some one whos neaver had the ability to "sit, dawn, role over and beg" or the mentality to eaven score 1 G.C.S.E let alone deal with the ore of pretenchesness wich a "art school" has to offer I ended up droping out after makeing my faverate film to date "DEFLOWERD" wich was then re-shot and addapted into a music video for FIXIT KID wich was terned dawn by all the music chanels for "promoting alcohol", "sexual violence", "high speed editing", and "a clawn that was to realisdic to be funny". Im quite prawd of that. Vue that one hear.
Others coming soon (hopefully).
Films I like:
Canibal Holorcorst, Zombie Holorcorst, Zombie Lake, Zombie Nosh, Zombie Flesh Eaters, Zombie Flesh Eaters 2, Night Of The Living Dead, Dawn Of The Dead, Day Of The Dead, Shorn Of The Dead, Brain Dead, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Last House On Dead End Street, Last House On The Left, Gunnie Pig: Flawers Of Flesh And Blood, Gunnie Pig: The Devils Experiment, Gunnie Pig: Mermade In A Man Hole, Men Behined The Sun, Bad Taste, Body Melt, Legend Of The Overfeand, Battle Royel, Propasishen, House Of 1000 Corpses, Devils Regects, Nightmare On Elm Street (all of them), Goonies, Rock And Role High School, Bubba Ho Tep, Shoreshank Redempshen, One Flew Over The Cookos Nest, Beavis And Butt Head Do America, Toxic Avenger (1,2,3 and 4), Tromeo (NOT Romeo) and Juleatte and I HATE Battleship Potempkin.
BOOKS:
Cabal, 1984, Brave New World, the Terner Diareys (you dont have to be a rasist to read a book riten by one), Naked Lunch, Wileam Burows: Last Words.
COMICS: DORK, Lenor, Bear, Milk and Cheese.
