Daz Reject

THIS WAS WRITTN BY TALI JAKAL.............SUMS ME UP EVEN THOUGH SHES WRONG ABOUT (THIN SPREAD OF BUTTER, I LIKE IT THICK)................a summary of the feedback from saturday is 'jam sandwiches'. i'm guessing this means i went off on one saying "at the end of the day, i'm not bein funny, but i'm gonna have a jam sandwich". this is an old old middle-eastern proverb passed down to me by my arabic forfathers who travelled to far away lands on a wooden ship called Diversity in their search for an era of enlightenment. it is also a tribute to darren daz "i'm an enfield geeza so don't touch my leather jacket you slag" reject created when i was 15. 6 years on its obviously evolved into a powerful comment on our society. depending on what daz is about to say he will begin with "at the end of the day" or "i'm not being funny". those of us that know daz will know that he only eats jam sandwiches. if you are ever to make daz a jam sandwich its strictly robinsons jam "wiv none of that pip shit in", a thin layer of butter on white bread with the crusts cut off. i once made daz a jam sandwich for breakfast. apparently it was good but there was too much jam. daz's workmates once got him a stripper and a jar of jam to spread on her for his birthday. daz took the jam and went home.just thought i'd clarify seein as many people previously not aquainted with this phenonmenon were subjected to my torrets-esque bleets on saturday.cheers to everyone who cameand cheers to daz for being my muse (he's available for weddings, birthdays and bar mitzvahs if he knew what one was)next week: "god gave rock n roll to you, gave rock n roll to you, put it in the soul of everyone"peas... width="425" height="350" ....