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Glittery texts by bigoo.ws..I am a writer for Adultmaven and write porn movie reviews.You can read my reviews by clicking on the link or copy and paste into your web browser:
http://www.adultmaven.com/authors/2823/Diamond-CoutureWhen I am not writing reviews I'm writing Romantica books.I wasn't always a writer. After college, I was a social worker, who worked with thugs, gangstas, juvenile delinquents, drug addicts, alcoholics, rape crisis intervention, and people living with HIV/AIDS. Why did I leave such an exciting profession? The work was mentally and emotionally draining. I enjoyed some of the work I did, but after my mother died I just didn't have it in me anymore to be a social worker.This is when I entered the world of writing. I would like to write books as good as James Patterson and John Grisham. I extremely enjoy their books and wish I had more time to just read. I discovered Romantica, which is a mixture of Romance and Erotica, gave it a whirl and had fun writing it. Romantica led me to porn and here I am writing porn movie reviews. Each day is an adventure and entertaining, especially when there's comedy in the porn or just a really animated actor.When I'm not writing I'm running my 3 Rottweilers that still have a lot of puppy energy despite that their two years old. And showering them with too much affection and giving them treats. I don't have children so my dogs are my kids. They make me laugh and amuse me with their goofy behavior.The other love in my life is my husband of 15 years. We met in college and we have been driving each other crazy every since. He thinks this porn writing is fantastic and reaps many benefits from his wife watching porn all day.I'm an outdoor type of gal. I like to hike, bike, ski and do anything that keeps me active and outside. I didn't always ski and lived in Colorado for over ten years. It's a long story and it involves a big mountain with me in skis hoping I don't break any bones. The key to skiing is take lessons do not let your husband, friend, significant other, or whoever drag you to the top of a mountain and tell you to just ski down. Very scary and it takes HOURS to get down the mountain.When I'm not doing something outside I like to go to museums, watch movies (other than Porn), read, shop, hang out with friends and family and just have a good time. If I'm not having fun, my day has been wasted. So everyday I try to do something entertaining.If you have questions about my work or just want to chat, shoot me an email. I'm open to conversation and getting to know new people.Everybody Take Care and Have a Fun Day!!
Name: Diamond Couture
Birthdate: Sometime in the 1900s
Birthplace: Venus
Current Location: Everywhere
Eye Color: Brown, but when I've been drinking Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'
Weight: 105
Piercings: my ears
Tatoos: permanent or temporary? permanent none, temporary when I'm feeling wild.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Husband
Overused Phraze: What??
FAVORITES
Food: Junk Food
Candy: chocolate, but when I don't crave chocolate, Nips, Junior Mints and Jolly Ranchers
Number: 5
Color: Purple
Animal: Dogs, big goofy ones
Drink: Water
Alcohol Drink: Anything Alcoholic
Bagel: Sundried Tomato
Letter: I've never thought about that one. A, because that's what I wanted on all assignments in school. OverAchiever over here.
Body Part on Opposite sex: Ass, nice, big, round tush.
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Both, it depends on my mood.
Strawberry or Watermelon: During sex?? Strawberry's with chocolate. Watermelon, on a hot summer day.
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot Tea when I'm cold and Ice Tea when it's hot outside.
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate girl over here.
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate in the winter, but I'm a Chai Tea drinker too.
Kiss or Hug: Um, both are nice and at the same time.
Dog or Cat: Dog, I have 3 big, rambuctious ones.
Rap or Punk: Neither, 80's Big Hair Bands.
Summer or Winter: A little of both, there's many things to do in the summer and skiing in the winter.
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny movies, definately. I don't like Scary movies.
Love or Money: Love feels fantastic, but doesn't pay the bills only money does that.
YOUR...
Bedtime: I have to sleep. Schucks!!
Most Missed Memory: My parents.
Best phyiscal feature: Eyes, butt, hair, feet. Well saying everything make me sound arrogant.
First Thought Waking Up: I want to sleep some more.
Goal for this year: Getting published!
Weakness: People in need.
Fears: Snakes and the dark.
Heritage: Midwest Gal
Longest relationship: My marriage, 15 years.
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Like a fish when I drink.
Ever Smoked: Yes as a teenager, but found out I have asthma when I couldn't breath one day.
Pot: Will answering get me arrested? Yes as a teenager.
Ever been Drunk: Numerous times
Ever been beaten up: Yes, Girl fight.
Ever beaten someone up: Yes, stupid, lying, cheating boyfriends.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, a piece of fruit here and there. Oh wait, those were samples then no.
Ever Skinny Dipped: No, weird about being nude in public.
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: My mom, she doesn't count? Then no.
Been Dumped Lately: No, I'm married.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Green or Blue
Favorite Hair Color: Dark, no blonds please!
Short or Long: Either, both can be hot.
Height: 5'10 or taller. I like a guy to tower over me.
Style: A touch of gay when it comes to fashion, rough and tough when it comes to manhood, romantic when it comes to pleasing me, respectful if you want me to give you some and funny to win my heart.
Looks or Personality: Personality, especially, a funny guy like Will Ferrell
Hot or Cute Hot or cute is nice, but he has to be funny, respectful and a gentleman.
Drugs and Alcohol: Neither if it's an addiction, but drinking is okay if social.
Muscular or Really Skinny: Sorry skinny guys, I like my men to have some mass, muscles or just some meat on them.
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: I don't have regrets just a lot of learning memories.
What country do you want to Visit: Europe and Prague.
How do you want to Die: Very quickly.
Been to the Mall Lately: No unfortunately too busy working.
Do you like Thunderstorms: No, scares my dogs, but otherwise don't mind
Get along with your Parents: Yes, but they are dead.
Health Freak: Yes, work out six days a week and eat a lot of junk food.
Do you think your Attractive: Yes, even more so naked. Hee, Hee
Believe in Yourself: Yes, I'm almost 40 I'm over being insecure about myself, I'm too damn old to worry about that shit. There's more important things to worry about.
Want to go to College: I did already even Graduate school.
Do you Smoke: No, I have asthma
Do you Drink: Yes and sometimes way too much.
Shower Daily: Um, yes! Gross if you don't.
Been in Love: I am in love with my husband and before that one other time.
Do you Sing: Yes, but I won't be the next American Idol.
Want to get Married: I am married and love him mucho.
Do you want Children: Someday, but I'm getting fucking old so may have missed that window.
Have your future kids names planned out: Maybe.
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Um, I already have. I'm married.
Hate anyone: Stupid, close-minded, racist people and Anyone against Porn.
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