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Gnoyze

The Best Band You Probably Won't Want to Listen To

About Me

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/5/2008
Band Website: gnoyze.bravehost.com/music
Band Members:

Troy - guitar, bass, vocals, lyrics, drums, keys, car keys, maracas, bongos, harmonica, egg shakers, sex appeal, restraining orders, paid endorsements, frequent flyer miles, and various other forms of bodily functions that all involve the usage of handy wipes to an all but certain degree of non conformity.

P.S. Elliott - genital manager (AKA: Troy's alter ego)


Influences:

Caffeine, Cigars, Pretty Gals, Lost Causes, Guitars,
Coin Collecting, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter Thompson,
Douglas Adams, Philip K. Dick, George Carlin,
Lenny Bruce, Richard Prior, Spider-Man,
Jedi Knights of the New and/or Old Republic,
and a Rum n' Coke with a Guiness Stout chaser
to help me maintain some degree of balance...











Sounds Like: A killer whale having an orgasm whilst simultaneously beaching itself on a hot summer day in the middle of hurricane season in front of the new year's Swedish bikini team lineup! Otherwise, it sounds like this...


Record Label: Unsigned
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Announcement

Hey gang!  Just wanted to let you all know that I'll be making a live appearance (as an artist, not as a band) at 1923 SW 8th Street (i.e. Calle Ocho) on the 25th of July (i.e. the last Friday of...
Posted by Gnoyze on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 08:21:00 PST

My MySpace Challenge

This sounds pretty stupid.  Mainly because it's inspired by something along the lines of a New Year's resolution, and we all know that those kind of things never pan out the way they're intended ...
Posted by Gnoyze on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 11:33:00 PST

Heres a New One (and the clocks a tickin...)

Ever feel as though your head's about to explode? Well, not exactly somewhere in the disintegrating category, but just merely spontaneously combust? Well, let's just say that I've been up so long a...
Posted by Gnoyze on Fri, 30 May 2008 11:17:00 PST

Life Sucks Yet Again!

So here's what happened today...the latter half of the listings that I started last week expired.  Which basically means that the art I had intended to sell, in lots of three (again that's three....
Posted by Gnoyze on Thu, 29 May 2008 08:50:00 PST

Busy, busy, busy, busy...

In case you're wondering, the subject of this here blog not only reflects my current state of affairs, but it's also an homage to my favorite writer, Kurt Vonnegutt, Jr.  Now, bear in mind that t...
Posted by Gnoyze on Sat, 24 May 2008 08:12:00 PST

The Kolorama Auction, Take Two...

Okay folks, as promised the Kolorama auction is back up again on eBay.  This time I'm limiting the category to just self representing artwork (or something like that) and chose not to go with the...
Posted by Gnoyze on Wed, 21 May 2008 08:23:00 PST

Shot Out to Syl

I just wanted to give a shout out to Sylvia Jaymes, or "Syl" as I like to call her for helping me to find the information I needed to reformat this profile of mine.  I had made an attempt before ...
Posted by Gnoyze on Mon, 19 May 2008 08:46:00 PST

Isolation, and further meditations...part two

Hey again gang.  As promised I'm continuing a recent blog post; primarily to keep the vibe or mood (or whatever you wish to call it!) that I was in, going.  And I realize now that it wasn't ...
Posted by Gnoyze on Mon, 19 May 2008 08:26:00 PST

Isolation, and further meditations...

I'm reminded of the song Isolation by the late great John Lennon; primarily because I've run aground, or backtracked, if you will, back into the permanent (but hopefully transient) solitude of my rott...
Posted by Gnoyze on Thu, 15 May 2008 11:22:00 PST

The Nocturnes Hour, Part III

Technically, it could be day VI for all I care...but bear with me people.  I'm not exactly an insomniac.  I just have a weird metabolic clock that happens to be in another time zone.  H...
Posted by Gnoyze on Mon, 12 May 2008 01:38:00 PST