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Chrissie Crush

About Me

I'm ridiculously pretentious & I fucking love it.
I like big words.
I party like whoa.
I'm soft like a cupcake.
With extra sprinkles.
I'm deeply in love with excessive punctuation.

.One.Day.All.Women.Will.Become.Monsters.
.We.Will.Float.Like.Angels.
<3<3<3<3<3<3

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Chris Tiger. Sara Monster. The Russian.Comment here, dollface

My Blog

I am a fucking spy.

Wiley and arrogantJust as sharp as your tongueBut half as sweet.Speaking softly in simple declarativesDripping with charisma Spewing psuedo-intellectual garbageCobra versus mongoose, baby.You never st...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Feb 2009 20:33:00 GMT

The truth is

I want to stay like this forever.I want to be weird and quirkyI want to be sharp and cynicalFor the rest of my stupid fucking life.<3I'm really happy today.
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jan 2009 13:01:00 GMT

You Bring The Booze

The pity party is going down tonight.I'm ugly on the inside and it's spilling over.I am just so tired.So so fucking tired.I'm getting fat and I hate myself for it.This is what it comes down to.Extra! ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Dec 2008 22:32:00 GMT

Night Terrors

I've been having the most horrible dreams..If this doesn't stop soon I'm going to have a heart attack.
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 11:30:00 GMT

Dark Knight

It gave me a huge hard on for Heath Leadger & that's kind of depressing.I am hopelessly in love with Aaron Eckhart. I always wanted to live in Gotham... where everyone's psychotic and exciting.I"m...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 12:44:00 GMT

I’m tired

I bleed and crackI burstIn alarming shades and huesIt's so fucking prettyTo be ripped apartTo be part of something biggerWe drink and drink it all in....Getting drunk on life...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 03:47:00 GMT

Chrissie Cucumber

I am cool like a fucking cucumberI am false confidence I am your 4pm stomache crampsMy mouth tastes like bloodOr too many strawberriesI'm not quite sureI've gained five pounds and I want to die
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 17:37:00 GMT

Youre a fucking asshole

I still think about you when I can’t sleep.But if I saw you on the street...I’d punch your fucking face in.You got what you deserve.
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:43:00 GMT

2 Years....

Happy hour unagi and spicy tuna rolls are all it takes to make me happy.It's been two long, long, long years.I love you silly billy
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 17:52:00 GMT