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The Ve

A heuristic masterpiece: seen and not seen, real and unreal, and entirely unfinished.

About Me

i am a tall drink of poison.

My Interests



i like my coffee black, just like my metal.

my projects:

The Museum of Hyperreal Art
media director, head writer
thepoetvalkyrie.com
TPV, singing live in Norwegian
"Expression," a hyperreal collection in ink, gouache and mixed media
narrative and abstract narrative photography
social art

also: astrology, shabu shabu, wigs, the arctic circle, diamonds/crystals/rhinestones/disco balls, pro wrestling (i am a former wrestling manager, professional cat fighter and shit disturber. yes i'm serious.), hockey, norsk og norge (og svierge und deutchland), MMA fighting, haiku, science, fashion (i heart nicolas ghesquiere!), poker, french fries, research, interior design, orchids, interesting socks.

I'd like to meet:

people with thirsts that need quenching.

friend requests: please send me a neighborly message. (:

current kodak moment(s):

Smashing Pumpkins - That's The Way (My Love Is)

That's The Way (the video i'm in looks)


word.

current preoccupation: i've taken up lite genetic engineering as a hobby.

also, being a Norwegian lounge singer...

ogso, jeg står meg på verdensrommets enorme dimensjoner...

the poet valkyrie

currently reading: Einstein, A World of Art

current music: Melancholisch Schön

current free advice: comfort is the enemy of progress.

also, you should have a healthy respect for the sun . (and Hinode )

show your support for the ghetto gourmet , hookers! come to an LA event and hear the norse queen sing!

everything else you need to know about me can be found in my chart.

leave me a message on my refrigerator!
hva?! mitt kjøleskap har forsvunnet! men hvor har det gått? og hvordan har det gått?! så dårlig er kjøleskapet mitt!!

Music:



abba, adam ant, bill withers, bjork, bjørn eidsvåg, boston, cream, david bowie, depeche mode, dessa, duran duran, ELO, flashdance soundtrack, fleetwood mac, garbage, jamiroquai, johnny cash, massive attack, mindless self indulgence, the misfits, morris day and the time, muse, nin, pixies, pretenders, prince, QOTSA, queen, ravel, rolling stones, sissel kyrkjebø, smashing pumpkins, the smiths, the sweet, talking heads, they might be giants, veda hille... i don't remember the rest of the alphabet.

Movies:



Television:


i cancelled my cable... completely lost interest in

Books:



nobody likes a smartass...

also: douglas adams, jules verne, kurt vonnegut, 101 unuseless japanese inventions, flyboys, our dumb century, eloise, french for cats, mythology (look up the norse god ve, and the demigod magni!), many, many art and science books... and lots of other stuff. anything with cannibalism or gratuitous gay sex is good readin'. speaking of which, i've started keeping a journal...

Heroes:


aeon flux, freddie mercury, jules verne, trevor linden, ornella muti, chairman kaga, søstera mi, daniel grove, the joyful warriors present and future.

My Blog

ATTN lurkers

it's that time of year again when viewership is up and i'm getting cryptic messages from people i don't know, so i thought it might be nice to do a little community building.sooooo..... hey there. how...
Posted by The Ve on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 01:41:00 PST

pain

i bit my finger very hard today while enthusiastically devouring a large sandwich.it really, really hurt.but i was really hungry... so hungry that i was talking to my sandwich about how nice it was. i...
Posted by The Ve on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 06:22:00 PST

a little FYI about trying to get someone's password

to whom it may concern:when you go to a website...lets say photobucket.com, for whatever reason...and request that the password be emailed because it was "forgotten"...the password is sent to the acco...
Posted by The Ve on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 12:55:00 PST

IN GERMANY 5/31-6/7

hello all... i will be in Germany 5/31-6/7, so communication may be intermittent until i return. i do anticipate checking messages, but in case i don't respond, well... i'm probably drunk and sick fro...
Posted by The Ve on Wed, 30 May 2007 01:57:00 PST

home sweet helicopters

so.... i left my apartment for 45 minutes today, and came back in gridlock traffic to see no less than 8 helicopters circling my neighborhood. turns out there was a shooting in a restaurant a block aw...
Posted by The Ve on Wed, 23 May 2007 07:14:00 PST

the MYSTERY LANGUAGE... seeking some feedback.

i've uploaded a few scanned pages of the mystery language that i have been writing for the past 12 years. this is the same script that is tattooed on my back. i call it abstract because it doesn't tra...
Posted by The Ve on Wed, 09 May 2007 11:04:00 PST

NHL playoff FEEEVAAAAHHH!!!! (Ducks and 'Nucks ramblings and highlights)

yeah baby.i know you're all HUGE hockey fans like myself, so let me share some of my playoff love with the community.first of all, i love the Ducks. i really do. dumb name and all. in fact, i love the...
Posted by The Ve on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:47:00 PST

so, you want to know the real ve? (simpler chart added for the noobz)

i added my more basic chart (with additional objects: asteroids, BML, stars, vertex, PF, etc. for you more esoteric types) along with the fully aspected one. links at the bottom if you're inclined to ...
Posted by The Ve on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 02:01:00 PST

Dear Mr. Rights,

consider this a sort of open letter to you males:Borat was incredibly stupid.Sacha Baron Cohen is absolutely NOT a comedic or any other type of genius, and you're all fucking nuts if you can't see tha...
Posted by The Ve on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:04:00 PST

madcap recap! party photos...

i was so privileged to attend the madcap xmas party at the home of brilliant photographer Glenn Campell. the decor was beautiful...a photo booth was set up for us to make fools of ourselves:me and Joh...
Posted by The Ve on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 05:24:00 PST