About Me
LIFE IS A COMEDY, WITH SOME SERIOUS MOMENTS.
I am a dynamic figurine (much like a G.I. Joe), a gentleman by nature, a goofball by choice, with a hint of whimsical sarcasm to add to the flavor, often seen scaling walls while crushing ice. I have been known to remodel gas turbine engines on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of fuel economy. I translate hieroglyphics for scientist and ethic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award winning poems and novels quicker then a snail on race day, I manage time more efficiently then a Rolex. I have submitted a proposal for world peace and am now being revered as a saint by leaders worldwide. Occasionally, I tread on thin ice while juggling the harsh realities of real life. I woo women with my melodious voice like a speckled warbler during mating season, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in tiling, a veteran in the karma sutra, and an outlaw in many countries other than my own. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I was an All-American cornerback for the Sheridan yellow jackets but a torn ACL ended my career and I now coach pop-warner football on the weekends, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. As a hobby, I construct monumental masterpieces in my backyard and then donate them to charity. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after a full day of work and spending time at the humane society, I volunteer as a handyman in my local neighborhood doing odd jobs free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail on a daily basis. I have been caller nine and have won the weekend passes. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children and single moms trust me. I can hurl broken time pieces at slow moving people with deadly accuracy. I once read War and Peace, the entire Britannica Encyclopedia Collection, and memorized the Webster’s dictionary in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA but I can't talk about it. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance check books, I weave baskets, I dodge bullets, I frolic through the forest, and my bills are paid on time. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a plastic fork and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Romeo, Juliet, and Lord Montague all in the same play, I have performed open-heart surgery with just a hand rag and a toothpick, I have spoken with Elvis, and I know who really killed JFK.
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Your Hidden Talent
You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices.
What's Your Hidden Talent?
Your IQ Is 110
Your Logical Intelligence is Above Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Above Average
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional
Your General Knowledge is Exceptional
A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming!
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Global Personality Test Results
Stability (83%) high which suggests you are very relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic..
Orderliness (50%) medium which suggests you are moderately organized, hard working, and reliable while still remaining flexible, efficient, and fun.
Extraversion (73%) high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
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What Your Sleeping Position Says
You are calm and rational.
You are also giving and kind - a great friend.
You are easy going and trusting.
However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games.
What Does Your Sleeping Position Say About You?
