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Shifty Johnson

America's Favorite Degenerate DJ

About Me

Shifty Johnson is the adopted son of LaShonda Johnson, AKA Miss Evelyn a respected fortune teller on the northwestern Ohio carnival circuit. Miss Evelyn was not only a respected psychic; she was also an avid record collector. From the time he could walk until he began working at the age of eleven, Shifty spent his days immersed in his adopted mother's record collection. While other kids his age played with Transformers and GI Joes, Shifty learned about Roy Ayers, Herbie Handcock, Marvin Gaye, Willie Hutch and Rudy Rae Moore.Shifty wasn't his given name. He earned it as an accomplished pick pocket working the carnival goers on the midway in any given town. A bow legged carnie named Seth Vargo actually gave him the name after watching the young Shifty lift a wallet from an incredibly attractive woman's purse while grabbing her butt and casting blame for the feel up on the man walking behind her husband. A fight ensued and Shifty slipped away.Shifty's first DJ gig was blasting Def Leppard, Falco, Duran Duran and various other popular artists of the day on a ride called the Himalaya. During a particularly slammin' set Shifty was discovered by the owner of a chain of roller skating rinks. He quickly became a crowd favorite and traveled all over northwest Ohio and southern Michigan rocking a special blend of old school hip hop, electro, and funk.As roller skating declined in popularity Shifty struggled to adapt to the changing market. He fell head first into the little-known and seedy roller skating underground. These were Shifty's dark years. A heavy drug addiction, forays into the world of amateur porn, and a propensity for general shiftiness earned Shifty a sordid reputation. Nonetheless, the name Shifty Johnson still became synonymous with good parties and funky music throughout the tri-state area's (Ohio, Indiana and Michigan) underground roller circuit.In late 2004 Shifty finally came to terms with the fact that roller skating would never make the long awaited come back he desperately hoped for. He also knew that he needed to move to the big city if he was ever going to realize his dream of becoming a superstar DJ. On January of 2005 Shifty loaded his records onto a Greyhound bus and moved to Chicago.After arriving in Chicago, Shifty quickly realized that he needed to hustle for money if he was going to try to break into the cut-throat Chicago DJ market. He turned to what came natural. Shifty returned to porn. Chicago pornographer and self proclaimed international playboy, Terry Swank met Shifty during the filming of Paging Doctor Johnson and when Shifty wasn't breaking in a new starlet, Terry and Shifty would talk about music. Soon Shifty formed his own production company called Shifty Johnson Fuck Flixxx, and kept in touch with Terry Swank for the purpose of music production. Their first collaboration yielded the Revolutionary Music release "Her First Time."We met Shifty Johnson when one of his young starlets (over 21) introduced him to our private parties at the Safe House. We were impressed by his drive and natural talent. He is now one of our residents and is quickly becoming America's favorite degenerate DJ.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/11/2005
Band Website: shiftyjohnson.com
Band Members: Shifty Johnson is also apart of the Lake Street Project which consists of Shifty Johnson, Terry Swank, DJ Monna, and Kevin Ford.
Influences: Roy Ayers, Herbie Handcock, Jimi Hendrix, Kool Keith, Frank Zappa, Derrick Carter, Hardkiss Brothers, Geto Boys, NWA, Black Moon, Dubtribe, Aphex Twin, Inland Knights, Terry Swank, Sista Stroke, Andrew Emil, Adrienne Sanchez and everyone who sweats on the dancefloor.
Sounds Like: Kinky Sex
Record Label: Revolutionary Music and others
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

BRAND NEW CUT - INTERPLANETARY PIMP

I just posted this new track to my profile. Please give me some feedback. I need to finish it this weekend so it can go on 5 Magazine's WMC compilation. The song was inspired by the movie/book Hitch...
Posted by Shifty Johnson on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 09:10:00 PST

Degenerate DJs Do Chicago

Chicago, IL. - On Friday, January 25th 2008, Good For Party and Shifty Johnson join forces to produce an event that will go down in Chicago nightlife infamy: Degenerate DJs Do Chicago. The unprecedent...
Posted by Shifty Johnson on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 07:34:00 PST

Stompy.com Top 100

Listen to what all the buzz is about!
Posted by Shifty Johnson on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 04:32:00 PST

Purity Ball? WTF?

I just posted a blog at www.goodforparty.com about a front page story from today's Chicago Tribune regarding a Purity Ball in Peoria, Illinois. It is a father-daughter mock prom where 18 year old gir...
Posted by Shifty Johnson on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 02:53:00 PST

XXX Church Weirdos

I recently wrote a blog for www.goodforparty.com which involved joining the "prayer wall" at www.xxxchurch.com and posting a narrative about my life along with a few questions. The questions ranged f...
Posted by Shifty Johnson on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 10:23:00 PST

Good For Party Blog

I am blogging on the regular for www.GoodforParty.com. Don't sleep on these 'cause they will make you feel good. I will post the archives at www.shiftyjohnson.com
Posted by Shifty Johnson on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 08:17:00 PST

Brand spanking new remix!

I wanted to alert you, my adoring readers, that I just completed a remix for Backseat Bingo's ultra funky forth-coming single on Revolutionary Music called Formula. If you dig disco edits and the ult...
Posted by Shifty Johnson on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:01:00 PST

My Guest Sex Advice Column For 5 Magazine

Click here to check it out I have a new one in the July issue of 5 Magazine   word...
Posted by Shifty Johnson on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 03:41:00 PST

Shifty Johnson Praises the Lord

I wouldnt call myself a religious man.  In fact, until recently I would have guessed that any deity worth his weight in communion wafers would frown upon yours truly.  Ive been livin in s...
Posted by Shifty Johnson on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 11:41:00 PST

2006 AVN Awards

I will be in Las Vegas for the 2006 AVN Awards for Good For Party Magazine. My article will be in the premier issue which will be distributed in major cities.  The first run will be&nbs...
Posted by Shifty Johnson on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 11:12:00 PST