How about things that "don't" interest me...using after shave straight after shaving. Being fucked with a cactus. Having my genitals slammed in a car door. Having a truck full of pigmy figurines parked on my head. Limbless swimming. I do love things that make you go mmm.
I'd like to meet:
YOU! providing you're not a piece of shit.
Music:
-AC/DC
-Acid Bath
-Aphex Twin
-Alice In Chains
-American Head Charge
-Amon Tobin
-Anthrax
-A Perfect Circle
-Attack
-Audioslave
-Autechre
-Blink 182
-Brace
-Brian Setzer Orchestra
-Bushido
-Candiria
-Celldweller
-Chevelle
-Chimaira
-Clann Zu
-Clutch
-Coheed And Cambria
-Combichrist
-Count The Weirdos
-Cornelius
-Criss Angel
-Dark new Day
-David Bowie
-David Lee Roth
-Dead Can Dance
-Deftones
-Devildriver
-Duran Duran
-Diana A' Naid
-Disturbed
-Dimmu Borgir
-Dj Shadow
-Dog Fashion Disco
-Dope
-Dream Theater
-DRIFTPOINT
-Estradasphere
-Faith No More
-Fantomas
-Farmers Manual
-Fear Factory
-Fiona Apple
-Five Star Prison Cell
-Flanger
-Flow
-Foo Fighters
-Frank Sinatra
-FREESTATE
-Front 242
-Frontline Assembly
-Guns n Roses
-Head Filled Attraction
-Helmet
-.Hinge
-Horror Pops
-Humanizerr
-Ill Nino
-Incubus
-INXS
-Iron Maiden
-ISIS
-Jeff Buckley
-John Zorn
-JT
-Karnivool
-Katatonia
-Killing Heidi
-Killswitch Engage
-King Crimson
-KMFDM
-Korn
-Kyuss
-Lamb Of God
-Les Claypool
-LikWid
-Lisa Gerard
-Machine Head
-Mad Season
-Mammal
-Many Machines On Nine
-Marilyn Manson
-Massive Attack
-Mastodon
-Mazzy Star
-Megadeth
-Meshuggah
-Metallica ( the early years )
-Mike Patton
-Ministry
-Missy Elliot
-Mnemic
-Monster Magnet
-Motley Crue
-Mudvayne
-Muse
-Mushroom Giant
-Mr. Bungle
-My Ruin
-NIN
-No Doubt
-Non Intentional Lifeform
-Nothingface
-N.W.A
-Oceansize
-Opeth
-Orgy
-Ozzy
-Pantera
-Peaches
-Placebo
-Poison
-Poison The Well
-Porcupine Tree
-Portishead
-Powerman 5000
-Primus
-Probot
-Prodigy
-Public Enemy
-Puppetman
-Queen
-Queens Of The Stone Age
-Radiohead
-Rammstein
-Refused
-Richard Cheese
-Robbie Williams
-Rob Zombie
-Run Dmc
-Rush
-Sausage
-Scar Symmetry
-Secret Chiefs 3
-Self Is A Seed
-Sepultura
-Sevendust
-Shellac
-Sigur Ros
-Silent Civilian
-Silverchair
-Skid Row
-Skinny Puppy
-Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
-Slipknot
-Smashing Pumpkins
-Snorkel [Marshall Fig]
-Soulfly
-Soundgarden
-Spinal Tap
-Static X
-Stone Temple Pilots
-Strapping Young Lad
-Stray Cats
-Superb Lyrebird
-Sunk Loto
-Sydonia
-System Of A Down
-Talvin Singh
-Taproot
-Tenacious D
-Temple Of The Dog
-The Beatles
-The Butterfly Effect
-The Darkness
-The Dillenger Escape Plan
-The Faceless
-The Grand Silent System
-The Misfits
-The Ramones
-The Tea Party
-The Whiteroom
-Threat Signal
-3
-36 Crazyfists
-13 Monkeyz
-Tomahawk
-Tori Amos
-Tortoise
-Tool
-Trivium
-Twisted Sister
-Van Halen
-VNV Nation
-Warrant
-White Zombie
-Winter Figment
-Wumpscut...
Movies:
KENNY [nice one Jaco], The Pick Of Destiny, Barbarella, Snatch, Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, Hostel, Plunkett And Maclean, Pulp Fiction, Saw, Saw 2, Natural Born Killers, Kill Bill 1, Borat, Zoolander, Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo, Hot Chick, Dodgeball, Anchorman, Happy Gillmore, Guesthouse Paradiso, House Of 1000 Corpses, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Night Of The Living Dead, Hostel, High Fidelity, Night At The Roxbury, Dancer In The Dark, Half Baked, Breakfast Club, Sin City, Chopper, fEAR aND lOATHING iN lAS vEGAS, Resevoir Dogs, Dogs In Space, Bad Boy Bubby, Corpse Bride, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory, This Is Spinal Tap, U Turn, Paris Texas, Being John Malcovich, American Beauty, Brotherhood Of The Wolf, Monsters Inc, Toy Story 1&2, Mad Max 2, Wolf Creek, 40 Year Old Virgin, Napolean Dynamite, Scarface, Dog Day Afternoon,....i'll add to this too.
Television:
The Munsters [bring em back dammit!], Californication, Top Gear, So You Think You Can Dance, The Soprano's, Scrubs, Invader Zim, Tommy Lee Goes To College, Oz, Prison Break, NCIS,Viva Le Bam, Thank God You're Here, Grey's Anatomy, Criminal Minds, Boston Legal, Grounded For Life, Music Programs, Drawn Together, The Simpsons, Futurama, The Family Guy, The Ronnie Johns Half Hour, Life Support, Alan Partridge, Brass Eye [mockumentary on in U.K & very funny], League Of Gentlemen, Little Britain, Chapelle Show, The Muppets, Fraggil Rock, The Wombles, and i loove trashy television....lots.....i love so called reality shows cos they just make me laugh lol. I'm aware that it's shit television and for this reason i find it entertaining.
Books:
My memory is too shithouse for reading books. Everytime i pick the book up it's like i'm reading it for the 1st time and it makes no sense ( very confusing and annoying ). So i tend to read Bizarre Magazine instead. I did manage to read Mr. Nice, that guy's a genious.
Heroes:
If you follow your heart and chase your dreams then you are my hero.
