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LiZz MaStEr Of DiSaStEr!

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GOREgeous Threads... you'll love it... fukkin buy it... or ill come after you with a fork... and poke you with it...HARD!!! .
My New fav band in the whole wide world... check out their Myspace.... and buy their CD when it comes out... They are going to be HUGE!!!I was laying in bed thinking about my space and i decided. i dont like going into all those boring details, and feeling like im talking myself up. So heres my new thing. im going to give you a list of all my faults that i can think of. and to those outthere that know me... please feel free to remind me of any others... hahaha ill even credit you for the comment! hahahaha here we go * i tend to offend people without meaning to. * i can come off rude * Im loud * im opinonated * i can be a know it all * i can snap for no reason * my mind wonders, even when people are talking to me * sometimes im too dumb to function * i can be a bitch * i can be strange * i am unaffectionate * i can be lazy * i can be hyper (without warning) * i have an opinion about EVERYTHING (just ask me) * i will always make fun of being fat. but will never do anything to fix it (refer i can be lazy) * sometimes i can hurt people * i have a temper * i can be messy * sometimes i make no sense * i fall over and break things lot (but your free to laugh) * i can be needy * i can be stand offish * i can get out of control * if i cant sleep... no one does * I can get out of control * sometimes i like to be in control * sometimes i cant make a decision * i dance BADLY... very badly * i am silly * i can be too serious * i can be manic * i can be your best friend * or i can be your worst enemy.. but thats your choice. OK well i know theres many more. but if you can handle all these things.... feel free to add or ask any other questions you want. im an open book, flip though the pages. but i do have good qualitys as well... i think... dare to find out? Love liZzhahahaha... bring it on!
Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong. The World's Shortest Personality Test
Your Aura is Red
You have a high level of emotion. This can mean passion, but it can also mean rage.
Usually, you don't take these emotions out on others. You just use them as motivation - and it works!
The purpose of your life: embracing all the wonders of the life, lots of travels, and tons of adventures
Famous reds include: Madonna, Marilyn Monroe, Jennifer Lopez
Careers for you to try: Dancer, Boxer, Surgeon What Color Is Your Aura?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


You Are 80% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
You Are Pumpkin Pie
You're the perfect combo of uniqueness and quality
Those who like you are looking for something (someone!) special What Kind of Pie Are You?
You Are Midnight
You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits.
Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle.
Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it.
You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends. What Time Of Day Are You?
Your Birthdate: September 22
You don't love lightly. For you, love is always a serious undertaking.
However, you are able to love many types of people. You can bring out the best in almost anyone.
Love surprises you often. You never know when or where you'll find it next.

Number of True Loves You'll Have: 4

Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 5

You are most compatible with people born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, and 31st of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
You scored as Pinhead. You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.

Pinhead


95%

Jigsaw


60%

Freddy Krueger


55%

Michael Myers


55%

Hannibal Lecter


55%

Buffalo Bill


45%

Jason Voorhees


40%

Leatherface


30%

Candyman


30%

Captain Spaulding


25%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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My Blog

Random moments in humor... The atomic wedgie...

So, i figured at some point i really should start recording moments of trash bag humor that seems to be the highlights of my life... Usually aided by booze and a partner in crime... And last nig...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 16:46:00 GMT

Sane in a sea of insanity

5:25 am friday morning on the 27th... hmmm...  well,  this being my first blog.  and not reading many other peoples,  im not really sure on how this is done..and im sure this will&...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:24:00 GMT