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Hello. I am David and this is my part of the internet. Now play a game. One of the following facts about me is true. You have to guess which one. The winner gets the internet.1. I am a fast machine, I keep my motor clean I am the best damn woman that you've ever seen2. I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman aint sposed to see3. I have some things in common with barbarians, for example a magnificent set of pectorals and also I would rather die than become a slave of Rome4. I entered the first World Warrior tournament to find worthy opponents. When I did not, I went back to the streets of China.5. Sometimes I like to wear chapstick... ON MY BUTT6. My real name is 'he who shall not be named', but to make things easier I've opted for 'David'7. Sometimes I like to paint my thingo the colour of the flag of Norway then dance around my apartment while swaying it to and fro singing 'isn't it good, Norwegian wood'8. As leader of all the illegal activities in Casablanca, I'm an influential and respected man, but it would not be worth my life to do anything for Monsieur Laszlo. You, however, are a different matter.