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Sam (SYDONIA)

I'm a fishmonger of love... can i mong you some?

About Me

I look forward to growing old pubes by the sea, surfing the daze away.
Whilst there, I'll paint pictures to my heart's content.
More of my work will spread further around the world into your gloving homes.
Some of it is already hanging in homes around the world... good homes.
So far, they reside in Norway, Honduras, USA, Italy and here in Australia.
The sooner I sell them, the sooner I can tour the world with my band.
Please feel free to contact me here about my work.
Glove you.
Sydonia's debut album GIVEN TO DESTROYERS is now available in Australian stores.
Click on this link to Rare Records in Melbourne, Australia to purchase online.
If you need to send stuff:
SYDONIA
P O Box 2121
Fitzroy, VIC
AUSTRALIA
3065
Sydonia does stuff CLOSE TO THE BRINK.
Sydonia playing "No Woman's Land" live with Stone Sour's Jim Root...sexy.
Sydonia playing "Bateria" live with Stone Sour's Roy Mayorga...sticky.
This is a clip of Sydonia's "Incoming" live @ The Metro, Fremantle, Western Australia
featuring Randy Blythe of Lamb of God.
This is Sydonia's "Bateria" Live with 5 local drummers @ The Palace, St Kilda, Australia
supporting Lamb of God, April 2007.
This is Sydonia's "Bateria" Live with 2 local drummers @ Revolver July 2007, Australia
Click on this link to view more SYDONIA VIDEOS on the samsydonia Channel .
Find other SYDONIA Videos via this search link.
Check out more on SYDONIA's Myspace .

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/16/2005
Band Website: myspace.com/sydonia
Band Members:

Thanks for taking the time to check out my artistic biscuits.
The paintings in the slideshow available for purchase are
in the "Art Gallery" album and the "My Photos" album.
Prices do not include shipping costs, conversion rates
and are subject to the price of eggs in China.

If you're interested in purchasing an original piece
or you are just plain curious about stuff.
feel free to contact me via
[email protected]
or Myspace message.

Influences: My Family, other artists, comedy, The Australian music scene, Sydonia, Mushroom Giant, Head Filled Attraction, Best Wishes, Spidergoat Canyon, 1QA, Testeagles, Peeping Tom, Creech, Potential Citizens, Resistica, Infernal Method, Atome Squad, Minus Life, 5 Star Prison Cell, Synthetic Breed, Dialysis, Driftpoint, Self is a Seed, A State of Flux, Long Walk Home, Tailbone, RooK, Fire Witch, Dr Invisilabo, Tumbleweed, Walk the Earth, Cement Pig, Agonhymn, Noir Macabre, Terrorust, Bushido, .hinge, MM9, Switchkicker, Damaged, Potential Citizens, Dreadnaught, Cloud City, Fire Witch, Goat Witch, The Grey Daturas, Batrider, Nancy Thompson, Mombi, Artinem, Nevereleven, Resistica, Cement Pig, Zero Edition, Cog, Karnivool, Gustoclout (best band/songs ever), Sav Rocker (ex-Peeping Tom), Jean Michel Basquait, dw Norton, ISIS, The Melvins, Stonesour, Lamb of God, The Chariot, Fantomas, Tool, Ween, The Flaming Lips, Arj Barker, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Van Gogh's ear for detail, Mastadon, Gojira, Nirvana, Yob, Fantomas, Tenacious D, Takashi Miike, Akira Karasowa, Shaun Micallef, Steve Coogan, Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Will Farrell, Luke Wilson "Idiocracy", Bill Murray, Steve Martin, Steve Erwin, Studio Ghibli "Grave of the Fireflies", Mark Ryden, The Illuminati, Neurosis, Floor, Clutch, Strapping Young Lad, The Jesus Lizard, Faith No More, Sepultura, Big Dumb Face, Nailbomb, System of a Down, Incubus, Vanessa Stockard, Anneke deWilt, Bang Gang, Massive Attack, Adam Sandler, The League of Gentlemen, Al Gore, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Conan O'Brien, The Office, Extras, Knowing Me Knowing You, I'm Alan Partridge, Saxondale, John Saffran, Testeagles, A Perfect Circle, The Rolling Stones, The Young Ones, Evil Dead, Bruce Campbell, Mike Myers, Chris Farley, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Flight of the Conchords, The Laddercoins, silverchair, Mudhoney, Sonic Youth, Iggy Pop, NIN, Red Hot Chili Peppers, David Lynch, Dead Man, Donnie Darko, Crispin Glover, Gary Oldman, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, David Firth, Salad Fingers, Death, My Health, Tai Chi, Biodynamic Organic Fresh Fruit and Vegetables, Goji Berries, Cinnamon, Vanilla, Egg Nog, Bananas, Soy Chocolate Peanut Butter Ice Cream, The Hyperdimensional Hexagons on the tops of the gas planets like Saturn, Cydonia on Mars, The Universe in general, Ghosts, UFOs, Black Holes, Crop Circles, All of the Unknown... especially regions like my Penis & Testicles... also the elusive Vagina, that wondefully,seductive zone... why do I always have to be so crass? Mum wouldn't approve, nor does she recognise me as one of her children. She always said I was adopted... I tend to believe her.
Sounds Like: my brain fell off.

Record Label: Sydonia Music/Gustoclout/MolekronTheThird
Type of Label: None

My Blog

What is that metal thing you hit, sam?

P'Tang. The P'Tang is based on the ancient whooly mammoth locater bell. Ancient human would carve these bell-like instruments out of old motorbike helmets and gas cylinders. Once fashioned, the P'Tang...
Posted by Sam (SYDONIA) on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:17:00 PST

Rubbish Jokes

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?A Carrot. How did the male elephant find the female elephant in the long grass? Delightful.What's E.T. short for? Coz he's got no legs.Why do elephants have big ...
Posted by Sam (SYDONIA) on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 07:29:00 PST

Sydonia Tour of USA w/ Stone Sour

Sydonia Tour USA with Stone Sour August September 2007 I've discovered that our adventures so far seem to align with events captured in the movie "Lord of the Rings", each one of us a character in th...
Posted by Sam (SYDONIA) on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 07:18:00 PST

Sydonia May to July Madness

Sydonia Blog May to July 2007 Where to begin the next chapter of the Sydonia saga? How about where we left off... or let off... yay, a fart joke already. Actually, I'd gladly trade 8 weeks of being ...
Posted by Sam (SYDONIA) on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 12:49:00 PST

15 pages closer to the brink...our recent tour story

Please excuse the 2 bits of code here at the beginning, I tried in vain to remove it without drama but it turns out easier just to leave it there for the moment...so pretend I'm an annoying computer f...
Posted by Sam (SYDONIA) on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:37:00 PST

How stuff can happen...

Just a quick brief...hmm, wafer underwear... anyway, back last year when we were releasing our album to the world of Oz, Adam discovered Lamb of God's Sacrament via drunken midget festivities and he d...
Posted by Sam (SYDONIA) on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:52:00 PST

What happens next?

What can I say about stuff and things and junk other than it is all good. Our national tour is rolling into gear, what a mission it is to organise. Thank buggery we have Tania paranoidbydesign steeri...
Posted by Sam (SYDONIA) on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:07:00 PST

My first Blog...phwar! That feels much better.

Wow, so this is blogging. Kinda sounds like taking a crap after eating a lot of fiberous material. A teflon-style poo that just pops out and doesn't even need a wipe then floats to the point of not be...
Posted by Sam (SYDONIA) on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 06:27:00 PST